SENSELESS SURVEY
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Deimos Anomaly has disappeared, so the Survey must restart. Here are the
people who currently have a VD:


(Started)   Boyd, Kynes, Spyda, Chuck, Aron, Wayne, Paul Cassidy
(Restarted) Strowbridge, Edam, Paul Jacques
(Restarted AGAIN) Kyle, Deimos Anomaly
(Restated YET AGAIN) Atomik Chicken.

Rules: 

  You can only FUQ someone after you have been FUQed yourself. This
  should be obvious, how can you give someone a VD when you don't have
  one.

  You may not FUQ TOWNMNBS.

  You may not FUQ any regulars who have not shown up in a while.
Yes,     this applies to Thelea.

  You may not FUQ someone maliciously.

Questions:

Question #1.) Subject's Name
Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically
Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally
Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write 'None,' 'Yes
Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. 
  will get beaten with sticks.)
Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS
Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
food products with pickles as a 
  prime ingredient?
Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
almighty Wong?
Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
Human Being?
Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a dead
crab?
Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?
Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
win?

Now, I restart it.

Question #1.) Subject's Name

Atomik Chicken

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

21 I assume.

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

20?

Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write 'None,' 'Yes
Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. will get beaten with sticks.)

Male

Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

About two or three months

Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?

*shrug*

Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
almighty Wong?

Yes

Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
Human Being?

Well, no, given the fact that he is a chicken :)

Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a dead
crab?

No

Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

No

Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
win?

No

-- 
Dalton 

http://daltonator.net

"Qui a coupé le fromage?" --Freakazoid

 
"Dalton"  wrote in message
news:396FA4F9.478DA07F@nospam.erols.com...
> Deimos Anomaly has disappeared, so the Survey must restart. Here are the
> people who currently have a VD:
>
>
> (Started)   Boyd, Kynes, Spyda, Chuck, Aron, Wayne, Paul Cassidy
> (Restarted) Strowbridge, Edam, Paul Jacques
> (Restarted AGAIN) Kyle, Deimos Anomaly
> (Restated YET AGAIN) Atomik Chicken.

Uh-oh...

[snip]
>
> Now, I restart it.
>
> Question #1.) Subject's Name
>
> Atomik Chicken

Ah, crap, now I have to do something, thanks alot pal.

>
> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically
>
> 21 I assume.

Yep.

>
> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally
>
> 20?

Uhh, what's that supposed to mean?

>
> Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write 'None,' 'Yes
> Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. will get beaten with sticks.)
>
> Male

Yep.

>
> Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS
>
> About two or three months

First post was 03/08/2000 (Usefulness of enemy ships? thread), but had been
lurking for a few months before that.

>
> Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
> food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?
>
> *shrug*

I'm not a big fan of pickles.

>
> Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
> almighty Wong?
>
> Yes

Hehe, not quite divine, but an authority.

>
> Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
> Human Being?
>
> Well, no, given the fact that he is a chicken :)

That's like saying godzilla is just a lizard :)

>
> Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a dead
> crab?
>
> No

Yeehaw.

>
> Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?
>
> No

Woohoo.

>
> Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
> win?
>
> No

Excellent, I shall let you live.

>
> --
> Dalton
>
> http://daltonator.net
>
> "Qui a coupé le fromage?" --Freakazoid

Hmmm, lets see....who do I want to FUQ?
Give me a while to decide.


Okay, here we go.

>Question #1.) Subject's Name:
Matthew Hyde
>Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically:
30 or 31 ?
>Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally:
about the same, most of the time.
>Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write 'None,' 'Yes
>Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc.
>  will get beaten with sticks.):
appears to be male
>Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS:
Long enough for him to lose most of whatever sanity he had before he came
here :)
>Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
>food products with pickles as a
>  prime ingredient?:
Don't know, don't want to know...
>Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
>almighty Wong?
The magic eightball says:  "Maybe"
Damn peice of crap...
>Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
>Human Being?
Well, he certianly looks the part, and I don't think the Navy has allowed
non-humans to be part of the crew.
>Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a dead
>crab?
No, dead crabs worship him as the god of smart ass or something like that.
>Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?
Nah, he's cool.
>Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
>win?
Ummmm....no?

 
Rob Dalton  wrote:

thjsankds
and now stand by for the most boring VD ever
by lowering the bar ahead of time I release me from grand expectations

> Question #1.) Subject's Name

Raven Ford

> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

15-16 

> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

too few posts but those could show, say, 21. Which is what I would
say anyway "How was I supposed to know she was 15?"

> Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
> 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. will get beaten
> with sticks.)

Oooh, sticks... Female

> Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

est. 2 months

> Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
> pickles or food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?

Only when I plant them there via my ACME Psionic-Pez Dispenser Satellite

> Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
> the almighty Wong?

dunno

> Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
> of a Human Being?

yes

> Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
> a dead crab?

no but she is clearly suitable for recruitment into the Fluid
Research-Oriented Group (FROG). However, this could be a warning, the
director of FROG is a Civil War re-enactor

> Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

newp

> Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief
> of who would win?

No

-- 
The ability of a piece of equipment to function correctly is inversely
proportional to the number of Ph.D.'s in proximity to it.

Matt Hyde
Math Lab Consultant
Who is Matt Hyde? http://www.mathlab.mtu.edu/~mdoughy

 
Matthew Hyde wrote in message <8l6qb8$8oo$1@campus3.mtu.edu>...
>
>Rob Dalton  wrote:
>
>thjsankds
>and now stand by for the most boring VD ever
>by lowering the bar ahead of time I release me from grand expectations
>
>> Question #1.) Subject's Name
>
>Raven Ford

Got that right!


>
>> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically
>
>15-16
>

16 since April 6th.

>> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally
>
>too few posts but those could show, say, 21. Which is what I would
>say anyway "How was I supposed to know she was 15?"

LOL!

>
>> Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
>> 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. will get beaten
>> with sticks.)
>
>Oooh, sticks... Female
>

Bingo!

>> Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS
>
>est. 2 months

Just about right I'd say.

>
>> Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
>> pickles or food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?
>
>Only when I plant them there via my ACME Psionic-Pez Dispenser Satellite


Hmmm, change pickles to cucumbers and you have got me.

>
>> Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
>> the almighty Wong?
>
>dunno

All Hail Wong.

>
>> Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
>> of a Human Being?
>
>yes
>
Thank you.

>> Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
>> a dead crab?
>
>no but she is clearly suitable for recruitment into the Fluid
>Research-Oriented Group (FROG). However, this could be a warning, the
>director of FROG is a Civil War re-enactor
>

LOL! I love the FROG bit!

>> Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?
>
>newp
>

'newp'? I hope that stands for nope.

>> Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief
>> of who would win?
>
>No
>

Hmmmm.

And here is mine.

Question #1.) Subject's Name

Pablo Sanchez. I have no clue if that's his screen name or not.

Subject's Age, Chronologically:

Twenty.

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

17? 18?


Question #3.) Subject's Sex

Male!

Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

Six months? A year?

Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
> pickles or food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?

Do brownies come with pickles? Anyway, yes.

Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
> the almighty Wong?

Hmmm, yes?

Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
> of a Human Being?

Well, I guess.

Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
> a dead crab?

Crab? Hmmm...

Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

Not yet. But I'm not holding my breath...

Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief
> of who would win?

Naw...

 
Question #1.) Subject's Name

Chris O'Farrel.

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

20?  Soon to be killed by Hit-Man, so it doesn't matter.

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

20.

Question #3.) Subject's Sex

Male.

Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

Longer than Pablo.

Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?

Only on Tuesdays.

Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
almighty Wong?

No.

Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
Human Being?

Yes.

Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a
dead crab?

No.

Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

No.

Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
win?

Yes.

 
In article <8lpmak$n2c$1@nnrp1.deja.com>,
  pablo_sanchez2000@my-deja.com wrote:
> Question #1.) Subject's Name
>
> Chris O'Farrel.
>
> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically
>
> 20?  Soon to be killed by Hit-Man, so it doesn't matter.

18. And good point.


> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally
>
> 20.

Yep :)

> Question #3.) Subject's Sex
>
> Male.

True.

> Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS
>
> Longer than Pablo.

1.5 years I think.

> Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
> food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?
>
> Only on Tuesdays.

Wensdays!...er...nevermind.

> Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
> almighty Wong?
>
> No.

Correct.

> Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
> Human Being?
>
> Yes.
>
> Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a
> dead crab?
>
> No.
>
> Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?
>
> No.
>
> Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
> win?
>
> Yes.

?
I know the empire would win in a no punches held back fight if thats
what u meen. I like helping the ST side out (they need it)

> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.


Ok Dalton. Who has been Fuc-
Um
FUQ'd?

 Question #1.) Subject's Name

Um..Kenneth Lowe?

 Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

Um..20?

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

20.

 Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc.
   will get beaten with sticks.)

Male

 Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

2 Years?

Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
 pickles or food products with pickles as a
   prime ingredient?

Only if sheep are involved.

 Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
 the almighty Wong?

No.

 Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
 of a Human Being?

Yes.

 Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
 a dead crab?

Not usualy.

 Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

...........................not usualy

Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who
 would win?

No.

 
On Tue, 01 Aug 2000 13:03:48 GMT, "Chris O'Farrell"
 wrote:

> Question #1.) Subject's Name
>
>Um..Kenneth Lowe?

Well done.

> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically
>
>Um..20?

18 :)

>Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally
>
>20.

2.

> Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
> 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc.
>   will get beaten with sticks.)
>
>Male

Close enough...

> Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS
>
>2 Years?

Yep, about that.

>Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
> pickles or food products with pickles as a
>   prime ingredient?
>
>Only if sheep are involved.

Yes. I mean...um....*whistles*

> Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
> the almighty Wong?
>
>No.

Nice one.

> Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
> of a Human Being?
>
>Yes.

Acceptable

> Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
> a dead crab?
>
>Not usualy.

Good good.

> Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?
>
>...........................not usualy

Indeed :)

>Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who
> would win?
>
>No.

I'm not? :)

On Tue, 01 Aug 2000 13:03:48 GMT, "Chris O'Farrell"
 wrote:

Question #1.) Subject's Name

Alex Slutton

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

16

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

16.1
>
 Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc.
 will get beaten with sticks.)

Maleish

Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

2 Years

Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
 pickles or food products with pickles as a
 prime ingredient?

Only if Strowbridge, a whip and a purple briefcase are also involved.

 Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
 the almighty Wong?

No.

Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
of a Human Being?

Occasionally

Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
a dead crab?

Without a doubt

 Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

Damn straight.

Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who
 would win?

No.

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