SENSELESS SURVEY
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Whoops, forgot about it totally. Here we go...

> Question #1.) Subject's Name

Kyle Knpof

> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

18?

> Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

18

> Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
> 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. will get beaten
> with sticks.)

Male.

> Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

About four months, I think.

> Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
> pickles or food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?

Every night.

> Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of
> the almighty Wong?

Yes

> Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics
> of a Human Being?

Yes

> Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to
> a dead crab?

No

> Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

No

> Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who
> would win?

No

-- 
Dalton 

http://daltonator.net

"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit-
 -but none to be offended by them." "BC," Johnny Hart

 
Dalton wrote:
> 
> Whoops, forgot about it totally. Here we go...
> 
> > Question #1.) Subject's Name
> 
> Kyle Knpof

K*N*O*P*F :)
 
> > Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically
> 
> 18?

Yep
 
> > Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally
> 
> 18
> 
> > Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write
> > 'None,' 'Yes Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. will get beaten
> > with sticks.)
> 
> Male.
> 
> > Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS
> 
> About four months, I think.

Maybe, I don't know. When I first showed up I lurked for a long time.
 
> > Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving
> > pickles or food products with pickles as a prime ingredient?
> 
> Every night.

You shall now be Ensign Dalton of the USS Voyager. You will be in the
latest revision of Voyagers Final Mission. Your job will be to stop a
squad of Roughnecks... 

I'll fill one out tomorrow, first I need to decide who should be FUQed.


Naahmah wrote:
> 
> Kyle choose already. Why don't you FUQ Chris O'Farrel?

Oops. Sorry I've been busy with my new job and forgot about it.
Question #1.) Subject's Name

Deimos Anomaly

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Chronologically

15-16?

Question #2.i) Subject's Age, Emotionally

10-13

Question #3.) Subject's Sex (and the first person to write 'None,' 'Yes
Please,' 'Only when they pays' etc. 
  will get beaten with sticks.)

Male (I think)
Question #4.) The time Subject has been on ASVS

Not sure, 6 months?

Question #5.) Does the subject have erotic dreams involving pickles or
food products with pickles as a 
  prime ingredient?

Probably

Question #6.) Does the subject believe in the divine authority of the
almighty Wong?

No, he will be vaporized by HTLs.

Question #7.) Does the subject show all the basic characteristics of a
Human Being?

All of them? No not really, but some of them every once in awhile.

Question #8.) Does the subject show a clear mental inferiority to a dead
crab?

Very often yes.

Question #9.) Is the subject worthy of a Sad Git Award?

No question.

Question #10.) Is the subject stupid based on his belief of who would
win?

Yes, and other reasons.

-- 
Kyle Knopf

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