What's it all about? Find out here.
- No man can eat Froot Loops and look dignified. --Rob Dalton
- "The future is like a baboon's ass. Colorful, and full of shit." --A.Anka (Björn Paulsen)
- You can't look tough and drink through a straw. --Phil Skayhan
- "I wouldn't say God is evil. The worst thing you can say about him is that he's basically an underachiever." --Woody Allen (Pablo Sanchez)
- "Life is not a spectator sport" ignores the fact that the players do the work and the spectators drink the beer.
- "Live life to the fullest" is the slogan of those who choose to endanger it unnecessarily. How can you live life to the fullest if you're a stain on a canyon floor at age 22? Those who live life to the fullest often don't live a full life.
- "Live fast, die young, leave a beautiful corpse." Slogan of a person who needs to re-evaluate their priorities and maybe set higher goals.
- "Come on, try it. You want to live forever?" Ask me in a thousand years.
- "So far life is one hundred percent fatal." There are six billion people who would disagree with that remark.
- "Only the good die young." Better to be old and a burden; it's life's revenge.
- "Life's a bitch..." can you be any more pessimistic? "...and then you die." I guess so.
- "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." Life is like a crap sandwich; the more bread you have the less crap you have to take.
- "Life sucks." Beats the alternative.
- "Get a life." Sign of a person lacking in both life and wit.
- "Why are we here?" Five minutes talking to you and I'm asking myself the same question.
- "Variety is the spice of life." "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." You two fight it out and get back to me when you agree on something.
- "What is the meaning of life?" Do I look like a fucking dictionary?
- Never eat at a place called "Mom's."
- Never play cards with a guy called "Pops."
- Never date a girl named after a city.
- Never trust a man with two first names.
- Never trust a man whose car payment exceeds your rent.
- Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
- Keep an open mind, but not so open that the brain falls out.
- A fool and his money were lucky to get together in the first place.
--Chuck Sonnenburg
- A fool and his money are soon partying. --Matt Hyde
- Life is like wiping your butt on a wagon wheel-the crap just goes 'round and 'round. --Nathan Yates
- Life is like being a pubic hair on a urinal. Sooner or later you get pissed off. --Chris Lyth
- Some people are more tongue in cheek than a lesbian orgy. --Spyda
- When women talk amongst themselves about their boyfriends schlongs, they sound like those boyfriends talking about a fishing trip: "It's THIS big!" --Paradox
Back