- We have a FUQ? --Paradox
- My cat's breath smells like cat food. --Spyda
- "Since a flatbed trailer has no sides, protection for anyone standing on it during a nuclear blast is minimal." --Chuck loves his job!
- Nuclear blasts hurt. --Cmdrwilkens
- She who resembles a hippopotamus is almost certainly overweight.
- He who accepts a blowjob from a cannibal shall soon lose his reputation as a sexual dynamo.
- He who murders a man's wife, burns down his home, rapes his son, and buries his daughter up to her neck in an anthill, should not expect to sit at that man's table wiyhout the topic cropping up in conversation. --Beeblebear
- "Do not stop a chainsaw's chain with your genitals."
- "Do not iron clothes while wearing them." --Sir Nitram
- Did you know that some members of this group are concerned that Paramount has started to care more about money than the audience? --Björn Paulsen
- The DS2 outmasses the entire fleets --Shogoki (Contributed by Jason L. Miles)
- Janeway is a moron --Doomriser
- I must say that the No-Shit list consists of things that should be blindingly obvious to people. --Beowulf
- (Lt.) Hitman is a very disturbed individual. --Mike Wong
- Never attempt to leap a chasm in two jumps. --Singular Quartet (SDnet)