Self-Appointed Silliness from the Denizens of ASVS, Complete With Catchphrases.
| ASVS Whip, FUQ Master, S.L.U.T. and Most Important Person on ASVS aka God Flame Warrior Type: God | |
| .....Rob Dalton "Rob Smash" | |
| ASVS FAQ Maintainer, Anti-FUQ Heathen, Gross-Out King of ASVS and Official Jonathan Boyd Lookalike Flame Warrior Type: Duelist (Boyd), Royals, Big Dog | |
| .....Ian Samuel aka Kynes Highwind "Concession Accepted." | |
| ASVS Master and Official Leader of the ASVS Horny Bastard Brigade aka Grand Admiral Ego aka His Asshole-ishness Flame Warrior Type: Ego, Royals, Jerk | |
| .....C.S.Strowbridge "I hate you all. Die, die, die." | |
| Official ASVS Crusader for a War against SB.com 'trekkieism' and Delusional Evil Overlord Wannabe | |
| .....Dennis Aspö aka His Divine Shadow "In the Outrageous Okona-" Commence "The Enteprise-" Primary "didn't worry about being hit-" Ignition "......" | |
| Official ASVS Spacebattles Immigrant | |
| .....Alves "I left SpaceBattles for this?" | |
| Insane Mecha Designer | |
| .....Mark Berger aka Iceberg3k "... I got a great deal on a half-dozen beamswords." | |
| Official ASVS Timothy McVeigh Lookalike | |
| .....Greg Burnett aka Commander Wilkens "Flamethrowers, when you need to set someone on fire but they're all the way over there." | |
| Leader of the Boyd Collective and Official ASVS Ambassador to the Lollipop Guild Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout, Duelist (Kynes), Deacon | |
| .....Jonathan Boyd "We represent the lollipop guild!" | |
| Official ASVS Sad, Crusty Crotchety Old Git #1 | |
| .....Bruce H. Campbell aka Space Cowboy "ARGH! Another 'new trekkie!'" | |
| Lord of Temporal Control | |
| .....Clangador All that matters is time... | |
| Leader of the Nut Parade and Lord of the Sourcebooks Flame Warrior Type: Issues, Ideologue | |
| .....Ryan Crierie aka MKSheppard You owe me $200, as per ASVS Union Regulation 501(c), I am the only one allowed to make Gun Control Comments. | |
| Official ASVS Aimless Wanderer and Part-Time Galactic Hero Flame Warrior Type: Lurker | |
| .....Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc. "Please leave a message after the scream." | |
| Official ASVS Neutral (read: Pro-SW) | |
| .....James Dawkins aka Paradox "Can anyone see this? damn my news server sucks ass..." | |
| Official ASVS Tamer of Dragons and Master of the Really Long Goodbye Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout, Kung-Fu Master | |
| .....Graeme Dice "I'm leaving. Just not yet." | |
| Official ASVS Object of Sexual Desire Flame Warrior Type: Strumpet | |
| .....Raven Ford aka Naahmah "On the ground, worm!" | |
| Official Spacebattles Ambassador to ASVS and Slayer of Fools Flame Warrior Type: Big Dog, Kung-Fu Master | |
| ....."Big" Steve Garrett "I'm sorry, it's a character trait; I can't respect idiots." | |
| Official ASVS Pasty-Faced Black-Wearing Geek | |
| .....Ryan Gordon aka Rog "I'm working on it!" | |
| Official ASVS Sad, Crusty Crotchety Old Git #2 Flame Warrior Type: Jekyll & Hyde, Duelist (Poe) | |
| .....Mike Griffiths aka Lord Edam de Fromage "Oi." | |
| Official ASVS Psychotic Computer Geek | |
| .....John Hansen aka Crayz9000 "YUO = FAGOT" | |
| Official ASVS Guys with a Really Common Last Name (Lamest Title Ever) | |
| .....John Healey aka The Chimaera .....Robert Healey aka Da Jedi "Which one?" | |
| Official ASVS Nut Bar Flame Warrior Type: Loopy, Bong | |
| .....Matt Hyde "When I worked the lunch at high speed, [ why, when I was your age... my Innerpillen! ugh ]" | |
| Official ASVS Small Gods Keeper and Amateur Genius | |
| .....Martin Kemmish aka SirNitram "ook" | |
| Official ASVS Civil War-era Doctor and Shipwright Extraordinaire | |
| .....Kyle Knopf "*fires particle beam* *Chris's limbs fall off*" | |
| Official ASVS Token Trekkie | |
| .....Jacob Landrum aka Supreme Commander Tyralak "Don't feed the Trolls. They bite, and carry terrible diseases." | |
| Official ASVS God Emperor of Sheep Shagging | |
| .....Baron Kenneth von Lowe "oob!" | |
| Official ASVS Dealer of Death and Despair Flame Warrior Type: Yuk Yuk, Evil Clown, Peacemaker, Garble | |
| .....LT.Hit-Man "Your death will be legendary even among the Sith!" | |
| Official ASVS Kiwi Schmuck #3 and Press Jockey | |
| .....Stuart Mackey "This is entertainment!" | |
| Official ASVS Evil Atheist Conspirator and Pretty Ballerina Flame Warrior Type: Kung-Fu Master | |
| .....Eric Meadows "NO SPAM DAMMIT" | |
| Official ASVS Co-Lord of Sourcebook Calcs | |
| .....Jason L. Miles "This is Grand Moff Miles, Lord Vader, I am heading to the Milky Way with my 24,952 ship Augmented Sector Group, I don't expect much resistance. Don't worry about sending Death Stars as support." | |
| Official ASVS Lurker | |
| .....Stim Neuro "Silently laughing since 2000" | |
| Official ASVS Kiwi Schmuck #1 | |
| .....Andy Newton aka PREDATOR "Dur?" | |
| Official ASVS Assistant Maintainer of the Archive and Wielder of the Mallet of Doom Flame Warrior Type: Kung-Fu Master, Royals, Grammarian :) | |
| .....Phong Nguyen "CHRIS NO BAKA!" | |
| Offical Informant to Spacebattles, Designated Foe of Kaz and Master of all X-Wing Games Flame Warrior Type: Duelists (Poe) | |
| .....Chris O'Farrell "Offical: Only ASVS person to survive after stealing from Lt.Hit-Man" | |
| High Priestess of the Disciples of Wong and Official ASVS Focus of Controversy Flame Warrior Type: Grenade, Issues | |
| .....Marina O'Leary aka Commander Thelea "*smirk* *ka-chink*" | |
| InOfficial ASVS Crossdresser and Swede Flame Warrior Type: Lurker, Eagle Scout | |
| .....Björn Paulsen aka Fenix aka Jaina Dax "My sword does my talking for me." | |
| Official ASVS Big, Scary Guy Flame Warrior Type: Big Dog, Duelist (Edam) | |
| .....Wayne Poe "You're pathetic...in your own way." | |
| Official ASVS Perv Flame Warrior Type: Perv | |
| .....Raynor RayCav "Can I request a title?" | |
| Official ASVS Kiwi Schmuck #2 | |
| .....Mark Rusbridge aka Spyda "Hey, AA! Over here!" | |
| Official ASVS Destroyer of Self and Trolls Flame Warrior Type: Rebel Leader, Howler, Godzilla | |
| .....Anders Russell aka WeeMadAndo "SMAKIBBFB! *runs towards troll* IN THE NAME OF THE FAQ! *boom*" | |
| Official ASVS Quality Assurance Officer | |
| .....Pablo Sanchez "I Keep ASVS Mediocre!" | |
| Official ASVS Chief Engineer and Hotrodder | |
| .....Andras Otto Schneider "[message not received]" | |
| Official ASVS Pedophile Hater Flame Warrior Type: Peacemaker | |
| .....Setzer2438 "Gentlebeings, stop this pointless bickering! I'm sure that you can debate reasonably, or at least pretend to." | |
| Official ASVS Pro-Wars Extremist and ASVS Official Humorless Vulcan Flame Warrior Type: Rottweiler Puppy | |
| .....Kazuaki Shimazaki "Technical Perfection Isn't Always Total Perfection." | |
| Official Editor-in-Chief of the Only Newspaper that Matters | |
| .....Phil Skayhan "[no comment]" | |
| Loony-Bin Escapee and Official ASVS Ego Deflater | |
| .....Ned Smotherman aka Grand Admiral Ancaris "I await my certified white-jacket plaque." | |
| ASVS Whip Retiree and Official ASVS "Hagar the Horrible" Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout | |
| .....Chuck Sonnenburg "Excellent." | |
| Official ASVS Lord of the Dance and Wearer of Tights Official ASVS Guy With More Than One Official ASVS Title Flame Warrior Type: Ego, Big Dog | |
| .....Damien Sorresso aka Durandal "Fuck off." | |
| Official ASVS Leon Phelps Wannabe | |
| .....Ryan Spickard aka Atomik Chicken "Yes mistress!" | |
| Official ASVS Wiseass, Eater of Cakes and Lover of Alcohol | |
| .....Gavin Taylor aka Heckler "One more for the road!" | |
| Official ASVS Baron von Munchausen Flame Warrior Type: Tiny Yapper, Palooka, Target, Blowhard, Crybaby | |
| .....Transcend "I have a disease prevalent among pregnant women." | |
| Silent and Lost Debater and Valdemar | |
| .....Admiral Valdemar "For all I care you can go shove your ubership up the arse of a nearby Space Slug, as that is it's only purpose in life." | |
| Official ASVS Fanfic Junkie Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout, Kung-Fu Master | |
| .....Rob Wilson "I'm going Cold Turkey here, I need my 'fics" | |
| Official ASVS Trained Bear aka The Don Quixote of Spacebattles Flame Warrior Type: Android, Bong | |
| .....Colin Brian Witz "Dammit those Mods might be Giants" | |
| Official ASVS Person Least Likely to Ever Receive the Sad Git of the Month Award | |
| .....Nathan Yates "Beatings are our business, and business is good." | |