Self-Appointed Silliness from the Denizens of ASVS, Complete With Catchphrases.
|ASVS Whip, FUQ Master, S.L.U.T. and Most Important Person on ASVS|
Flame Warrior Type: God
|ASVS FAQ Maintainer, Anti-FUQ Heathen, Gross-Out King of ASVS|
and Official Jonathan Boyd Lookalike
Flame Warrior Type: Duelist (Boyd), Royals, Big Dog
|.....Ian Samuel aka Kynes Highwind|
|ASVS Master and Official Leader of the ASVS Horny Bastard Brigade|
aka Grand Admiral Ego
aka His Asshole-ishness
Flame Warrior Type: Ego, Royals, Jerk
"I hate you all. Die, die, die."
|Official ASVS Crusader for a War against SB.com 'trekkieism' and Delusional Evil Overlord Wannabe|
|.....Dennis Aspö aka His Divine Shadow|
"In the Outrageous Okona-" Commence "The Enteprise-" Primary "didn't worry about being hit-" Ignition "......"
|Official ASVS Spacebattles Immigrant|
"I left SpaceBattles for this?"
|Insane Mecha Designer|
|.....Mark Berger aka Iceberg3k|
"... I got a great deal on a half-dozen beamswords."
|Official ASVS Timothy McVeigh Lookalike|
|.....Greg Burnett aka Commander Wilkens|
"Flamethrowers, when you need to set someone on fire but they're all the way over there."
|Leader of the Boyd Collective and Official ASVS Ambassador to the Lollipop Guild|
Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout, Duelist (Kynes), Deacon
"We represent the lollipop guild!"
|Official ASVS Sad, Crusty Crotchety Old Git #1|
|.....Bruce H. Campbell aka Space Cowboy|
"ARGH! Another 'new trekkie!'"
|Lord of Temporal Control|
All that matters is time...
|Leader of the Nut Parade and Lord of the Sourcebooks|
Flame Warrior Type: Issues, Ideologue
|.....Ryan Crierie aka MKSheppard|
You owe me $200, as per ASVS Union Regulation 501(c), I am the only one allowed to make Gun Control Comments.
|Official ASVS Aimless Wanderer and Part-Time Galactic Hero|
Flame Warrior Type: Lurker
|.....Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.|
"Please leave a message after the scream."
|Official ASVS Neutral (read: Pro-SW)|
|.....James Dawkins aka Paradox|
"Can anyone see this? damn my news server sucks ass..."
|Official ASVS Tamer of Dragons and Master of the Really Long Goodbye|
Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout, Kung-Fu Master
"I'm leaving. Just not yet."
|Official ASVS Object of Sexual Desire|
Flame Warrior Type: Strumpet
|.....Raven Ford aka Naahmah|
"On the ground, worm!"
|Official Spacebattles Ambassador to ASVS and Slayer of Fools|
Flame Warrior Type: Big Dog, Kung-Fu Master
|....."Big" Steve Garrett|
"I'm sorry, it's a character trait; I can't respect idiots."
|Official ASVS Pasty-Faced Black-Wearing Geek|
|.....Ryan Gordon aka Rog|
"I'm working on it!"
|Official ASVS Sad, Crusty Crotchety Old Git #2|
Flame Warrior Type: Jekyll & Hyde, Duelist (Poe)
|.....Mike Griffiths aka Lord Edam de Fromage|
|Official ASVS Psychotic Computer Geek|
|.....John Hansen aka Crayz9000|
"YUO = FAGOT"
|Official ASVS Guys with a Really Common Last Name (Lamest Title Ever)|
|.....John Healey aka The Chimaera|
.....Robert Healey aka Da Jedi
|Official ASVS Nut Bar|
Flame Warrior Type: Loopy, Bong
"When I worked the lunch at high speed, [ why, when I was your age... my Innerpillen! ugh ]"
|Official ASVS Small Gods Keeper and Amateur Genius|
|.....Martin Kemmish aka SirNitram|
|Official ASVS Civil War-era Doctor and Shipwright Extraordinaire|
"*fires particle beam* *Chris's limbs fall off*"
|Official ASVS Token Trekkie|
|.....Jacob Landrum aka Supreme Commander Tyralak|
"Don't feed the Trolls. They bite, and carry terrible diseases."
|Official ASVS God Emperor of Sheep Shagging|
|.....Baron Kenneth von Lowe|
|Official ASVS Dealer of Death and Despair|
Flame Warrior Type: Yuk Yuk, Evil Clown, Peacemaker, Garble
"Your death will be legendary even among the Sith!"
|Official ASVS Kiwi Schmuck #3 and Press Jockey|
"This is entertainment!"
|Official ASVS Evil Atheist Conspirator and Pretty Ballerina|
Flame Warrior Type: Kung-Fu Master
"NO SPAM DAMMIT"
|Official ASVS Co-Lord of Sourcebook Calcs|
|.....Jason L. Miles|
"This is Grand Moff Miles, Lord Vader, I am heading to the Milky Way with my 24,952 ship Augmented Sector Group, I don't expect much resistance. Don't worry about sending Death Stars as support."
|Official ASVS Lurker|
"Silently laughing since 2000"
|Official ASVS Kiwi Schmuck #1|
|.....Andy Newton aka PREDATOR|
|Official ASVS Assistant Maintainer of the Archive and Wielder of the Mallet of Doom|
Flame Warrior Type: Kung-Fu Master, Royals, Grammarian :)
"CHRIS NO BAKA!"
|Offical Informant to Spacebattles, Designated Foe of Kaz and Master of all X-Wing Games|
Flame Warrior Type: Duelists (Poe)
"Offical: Only ASVS person to survive after stealing from Lt.Hit-Man"
|High Priestess of the Disciples of Wong and Official ASVS Focus of Controversy|
Flame Warrior Type: Grenade, Issues
|.....Marina O'Leary aka Commander Thelea|
|InOfficial ASVS Crossdresser and Swede|
Flame Warrior Type: Lurker, Eagle Scout
|.....Björn Paulsen aka Fenix aka Jaina Dax|
"My sword does my talking for me."
|Official ASVS Big, Scary Guy|
Flame Warrior Type: Big Dog, Duelist (Edam)
"You're pathetic...in your own way."
|Official ASVS Perv|
Flame Warrior Type: Perv
"Can I request a title?"
|Official ASVS Kiwi Schmuck #2|
|.....Mark Rusbridge aka Spyda|
"Hey, AA! Over here!"
|Official ASVS Destroyer of Self and Trolls|
Flame Warrior Type: Rebel Leader, Howler, Godzilla
|.....Anders Russell aka WeeMadAndo|
"SMAKIBBFB! *runs towards troll* IN THE NAME OF THE FAQ! *boom*"
|Official ASVS Quality Assurance Officer|
"I Keep ASVS Mediocre!"
|Official ASVS Chief Engineer and Hotrodder|
|.....Andras Otto Schneider|
"[message not received]"
|Official ASVS Pedophile Hater|
Flame Warrior Type: Peacemaker
"Gentlebeings, stop this pointless bickering! I'm sure that you can debate reasonably, or at least pretend to."
|Official ASVS Pro-Wars Extremist and ASVS Official Humorless Vulcan|
Flame Warrior Type: Rottweiler Puppy
"Technical Perfection Isn't Always Total Perfection."
|Official Editor-in-Chief of the Only Newspaper that Matters|
|Loony-Bin Escapee and Official ASVS Ego Deflater|
|.....Ned Smotherman aka Grand Admiral Ancaris|
"I await my certified white-jacket plaque."
|ASVS Whip Retiree and Official ASVS "Hagar the Horrible"|
Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout
|Official ASVS Lord of the Dance and Wearer of Tights|
Official ASVS Guy With More Than One Official ASVS Title
Flame Warrior Type: Ego, Big Dog
|.....Damien Sorresso aka Durandal|
|Official ASVS Leon Phelps Wannabe|
|.....Ryan Spickard aka Atomik Chicken|
|Official ASVS Wiseass, Eater of Cakes and Lover of Alcohol|
|.....Gavin Taylor aka Heckler|
"One more for the road!"
|Official ASVS Baron von Munchausen|
Flame Warrior Type: Tiny Yapper, Palooka, Target, Blowhard, Crybaby
"I have a disease prevalent among pregnant women."
|Silent and Lost Debater and Valdemar|
"For all I care you can go shove your ubership up the arse of a nearby Space Slug, as that is it's only purpose in life."
|Official ASVS Fanfic Junkie|
Flame Warrior Type: Eagle Scout, Kung-Fu Master
"I'm going Cold Turkey here, I need my 'fics"
|Official ASVS Trained Bear|
aka The Don Quixote of Spacebattles
Flame Warrior Type: Android, Bong
|.....Colin Brian Witz|
"Dammit those Mods might be Giants"
|Official ASVS Person Least Likely to Ever Receive the Sad Git of the Month Award|
"Beatings are our business, and business is good."