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Quote #980 -- Chuck -- Chuck's Gospel
"Enigma" <xtreme02@qqqq.qqqq> wrote in message news:TjN2a.345543$pDv.16324@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com... > Yesterday morning I received a phone call from a woman who was looking for > Donnie. Naturally I replied, "You've got a wrong number." The next two > sentences from her proved interesting. She said, "I was supposed to play > with his dick." I muffled a reply and she continued, "Don't you want me to > play with your cock?" Then I promptly hung up he phone. > > Some of you might say "WTF?!? why didn't you continue?" Well, I had just > woken up and had a feeling she was pretty well used. Have a nice day and bow > down to the Holy Empire of Enigmia! > That's when you yell "Shelly?! I told you to stop calling me! I don't know where the pictures are and I wouldn't tell you if I did, and if you call me again I'm gonna come over there and shoot your other kneecap!" Or alternately, if you have caller ID and a quick phonebook you can say "Hmm, okay 412 Spring Lane. I'll be right over." Hang up before she says anything. If you have access to someone else's credit card, send flowers over with a note saying "Can't make it now, but I'll see you tonight. I'll be bringing some friends to join in, and they're very interested in meeting you."