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Quote #958 -- Pablo Sanchez (SD.net) -- Quotable Posts
Sheppard: Osama is likely dead, why haven't we seen a videotape of him in months and months? Dalton: Ran out of tape? Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi: Yes. After all, those cost $3.99 each, and there aren't many convienence stores in Tora Bora. Also, bin Laden probably wanted to record "Friends" too, using more tape. Pablo Sanchez: CNN transcript-- Osama bin Laden: Put in number eight. I wish to see the Winona Ryder episode again. Unknown: Again? You just watched it. OBL: I must see it. U: I think it's even in the VCR still. Just hit play. OBL: It's not in there. It isn't working. U: No--Osama, you're hitting the stop button. Hit the one with the triangle. OBL: Oh, there we are. And they are making out. U: Praise allah!