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Quote #902 -- Jesus Stuart Mackey Christ -- Blasphemy
"freedom" <killdaniellewis@beatuptheweak.com> wrote in message news:A2_j9.10936$DR.715625@newsfep2-win.server.ntli.net... > If you ever met the Lord, I doubt he would speak in early > modern/Shakesperian English. Thy tell thy Lord how to Speak! thou shalt be cast down with the Sodomites!...err you have done that..Thou shalt be Cast down and tomented with ..err you you did that last night with you mother..umm, I shall get back to you on punishment as you seem to enjoy most of the range our tormenting department has. > He knows everything and would realise no > English speaker has spoken like that in centuries! He also knowth that what you and your mother did with that donkey was probably illegal in your area.. > The black man is scum and the South shall rise again!!! My son, the black man has a bigger shlong than you, and he has no trouble getting the south to rise every night, and this is why your daughter told you to get lost, my son.