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Quote #825 -- Paradox -- Quotable Posts
Somewhere someone mentioned that California would be the airhead blonde cheerleader, I can like, so agree with that! Lets see about the other states.... Oregon and Washington: So rainy, so dark, I'm going to wear a trenchcoat and write crappy poetry about how rainy, and dark it is, I'm So gothic I'm DEAD. Colorado: Hangs out with Oregon and Washington, Almost done with his hit list, after that, he will make them pay, he will make them all pay.... Idaho, Iowa, Nebraska, Wyoming, North and South Dakota: Members of the 4H club and the FFA. New York, New Jersey: those punk guys that would steal your lunch money if they weren't busy knocking off the school cafeteria. Utah: That scary uber religious girl who scares everyone by quoting the bible and telling them they are going to hell. Louisiana: That crazy drunken French exchange student, who isn't from France. Eats alot of wierd food, smells funny, so even New York doesn't beat him up. Minnesota, Illinois: Yeah! Football! football is my life! I like Monday because Its FOOTBALL TIME WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!! Texas: I left my cup at California's house, and my best buddy Oklahoma is fucking her friend Florida, Go Patriots! Hurah! Wisconsin: The girl who always smells like cheese, generally snickered at behind her back. Michigan, Indiana: Yeah! cars are the best! you should see my Hemi and my 79 V8 Camero! Mullet rules! Rock on! Montana: Member of ROTC "Yeah man! the USA should just Nuke the world man! we have all these missile silos and no one to kill! ARRGG KILL KILL KILL!!!" Nevada: Caught gambling at lunch 7 times this year already, The Principal is just pissed because he gambled away his car to the kid. Washington D.C.: The principal, corrupt and probably nailing his secretary, Maryland. Hawaii: That hot chick who goes through boyfriends like crazy, very high maintainance, Everyone thinks she is chinese or mexican or something... Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas: They are all cousins, have a tight relationship since they all grew up in the same trailor park. Kentucky: that fat kid whos aways eating greasy chicken, looks like mashed patatos and gravy. North and South Carolina: Those twins that seem to hate each other for some reason. Virginia and West Virginia, Those twins that seem to have a strange attraction to each other, rumored to have gotten drunk at a party and started making out together. Pennsylvania: The political kid, he's on the Debate team, Amnesty International, and Greenpeace, can't figure out why politicians are corrupt these days. New Mexico: Always ditching class, no one knows where he is, even the teacher forgot that he exists. Kansas, Alaska, Arizona, Delaware, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Missouri, Ohio????