Quote #803 -- Chuck -- Chuck's Gospel
I was working on a pro-smoking pamphlet at work one day (shows how productive I am). Myth: Smoking is addictive. Fact: Smoking fills a void in your empty, meaningless life. "Addiction" is nothing more than your psychological need to fill loved. Myth: Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. Fact: No, that tastes different. Myth: Smoking is hazardous to your health. Fact: More people die in auto, train, and bus accidents, skydiving, window cleaning, slipping in the bathroom, juggling chainsaws, and being hit by asteroids than die from cigarettes. Question: Are cigarettes marketing efforts towards children going to stop? Answer: They already have. Tobacco companies didn't support children smoking and, anyway, it was cheaper to hire teens to introduce it to their friends. Question: Are cigarettes bad for you? Answer: Noooo! Next question?
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