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Quote #798 -- Chuck -- Chuck's Gospel

Yoga: (yo-gah) (n) 1. Exercise created from the philosophies of a small green Jedi master and a smarter than the average bear, ("Yoga, you seek yoga, and his pic-a-nik bas-kets.") 2) Sound made while trying to tell someone to let go of you uvula ("Yoga mah oovula oo astard! kkkkk!")




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