Culled from the vast quarries of ASVS and SDnet.
Quote #790 -- Chuck -- Insults
"Deimos Anomaly" <samj_ulster@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:3CFAAABB.2060407@hotmail.com... > After many months of using OE to access ASVS, (ever since my only > version of Netscape Composer quit working), I finally got fed up with > the microsoft bullshit, and downloaded Netscape 6 with its associated > new version of composer. > > So I've just configured it for USENET access etc, and this is the > obligotry test post. > This is my "obligotry" mockery of Deimos. *Ahem* Deimos, you're an idiot. Hmm, not very good. "Look at me, I'm Deimos! Aren't I special! Watch me post my test posts to ASVS for the billionth time!" No, not much better. Deimos carefully attempts to post a message onto USENET. And... success! A joyous Deimos remarks to reporters: "Now I'll show that stupid toilet who's boss!" Promising... Deimos starts a new thread to test his system. This makes this thread different from any other thread he's ever started: it might actually accomplish something. No...maybe a slogan. "Hi there! I'm Deimos, here to remind you that the Internet isn't just for smart people any more." Naw, not slogan-y enough. Deimos.. like taking a bath in stupid. Wait, slogan-y isn't a word Deimos, I doubt an idea would stick in your head even if I wrapped it in velcro. Rather mean-spirited Deimos: "IIIII am the very model of a modern frontal hemmorhage.." No, no more musicals "Hi, I'm Deimos. I test in discussion newsgroups for the same reason I piss in my waterbed: because I can!" Wow this is a hard one. How do you basically say "You've been in this group for over two years and you STILL haven't figured out how to use alt.test, you flippin' goober!" Maybe Hallmark makes the right card.