Culled from the vast quarries of ASVS and SDnet.
Quote #724: "I am 3PO. HOW IS THAT FAIR?! Do I look like a closet gay! NO! do I sound like a closet gay! No! And I can't even force choke anyone. Even Yoda can do that, and he has Grover doing his voice." --- Setzer -- One-Liners