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Quote #713 -- Durandal -- Insults

Karate Squid wrote: > 'Its not a galaxy' > > It looks like a galaxy, the script says its a galaxy, and more than > one book calls it a galaxy. Its a galaxy. > > And even if you claim it isnt a galaxy, its seen with stars in front > of it. That makes it light years wide and cant spin at that speed > unless the speed of light is different or the Star Wars universe is > miniture. I've explained this OVER AND OVER, but you just can't seem to get it through that neutron star of a head. A higher speed of light will affect virtually EVERY interaction on the quantum level, macroscopic level, and relativistic scale. The speed of light has relevance in nearly every equation in modern physics. You're placing hearsay over rational thinking. Rather than concluding that it's a galaxy based upon its observed properties, you're reaching that conclusion because someone told you it was so, when it is clearly in error. We've all simply resolved to saying that it's an astronomical phenomenon of unknown origin and mechanism. You haven't even given any numbers to back up your claim. What IS the value of c in SW, if it's different, as you claim? I'll bet you don't have the first fucking clue of how to derive it. You make claims but provide no numbers of any kind. Your statements are about as valid OJ Simpson's defense case. > 'Its impossible to have a universe where the speed of light is > different and still have intelligent life' > > Proof it. WE HAVE. A faster speed of light affects EVERYTHING. Jesus Christ Fucked Up The Ass By A Canoe, don't you fucking get it?! I CAN'T make the significance of c ANY clearer for you. This is like explaining quantum physics to a mentally-retarded wall, only I'm giving your intellect FAR too much credit. Your only purpose is to continually lower the lowest common denominator of human intelligence, as your entertainment value is falling more quickly than the collective grammar and spelling acumen of the human race since the inception of the internet, denoted by your misspelling of the word "lose" and your usage of the word "proof" as a verb. What are you, in fucking 4th grade? You think that because you've ejaculated on the pages of the Star Trek Technical Manual that you're a fucking expert in astrophysics? Piss the fuck off. > 'Maybe its a viewscreen showing a simulation of a galaxy' > > Yeah, right. We see the same view from outside, and we see them from > the outside in the window. What a convincing argument, coming from the fucktard that can't even spell "lose" correctly. Ever heard of those mirrors that reflect on one side, but let light pass through the other? Don't suppose the SW galaxy has something like that, do you? Move the fuck on, you trolling piece of fecal matter. Just fucking leave. I know you're wrong, and I've shown it to the obvious satisfaction of everyone watching. You fucking lose. This fact is intuitively obvious to even the most casual of observers. I've gone to painful lengths to explain these concepts to you, and you still persist in your creationist-like stance that a different speed of light WOULDN'T have enormous implications. I gave you a link to one of my essays regarding this EXACT topic, which explains this connection is easily-understandable terms. Has it occurred to you YET that I and others on this group may know something that you DON'T? Your confounding arrogance and ignorance served as spectacle for all those watching, but it's degenerated into little more than an annoyance. If you want attention, show the rest of your class your wee-wee during your recess period on Monday. This is the last fucking time I'm responding to you. You've utterly failed to critique my essay on the relationship between c and gravitational attraction or to address my point regarding the Cosmic Microwave Background and its temperature variance's effects on galaxy formation, or my statement that gravity propagates at c, and I haven't even TOUCHED on c's effect on Planck values. Do the human race a fucking favor and hire someone to fucking shoot you in the fucking head. At least THAT way, you'll keep the economy going, so your death may have SOME contribution to a higher cause, which is certainly more than can be said for your life. To sum up: Go fuck yourself. Goodbye. *PLONK*




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