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Quote #607 -- Lord Edam de Fromage -- Quotable Posts
Today's news is brought to you by the number 7, and the letter from rob.wn5 > Strowbridge and Kynes both have a detestation of Edam NO, I keep telling you, they don't detest me. They love me so much they have to ignore me or they'd be on the first plane across the atlantic, which would upset their families and get me arrested again for being a cult. No, cuLt, gran. Yes, like the pop group. Here, drink your tea. no. no. n... muuumm, gran's wet herself again. > and yet he posts here > and has the respect of those that can see his intellect I tried showing my intellect to a neighbour yesterday. She laughed. But I showed her. Hoh, yes. <smiles at two bloody eyes on top of monitor> She'll never stop seeing my intellect now. > and understand his > arguments. that seems to be the sticking point. All through my life, I've been a genius at arguments, but everyone else is too fucking stupid to understand them. THREE TIMES my paper disproving Einstein's general theory of relativity has been turned down for publication. "too simple" they said first time, so I made it more complicated. "not supported by experiment" they said the second time, so I decided to prove it with an experiment. I don't think they believe the bullet actually vanished, though.