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Quote #336 -- C.S.Strowbridge -- His Divine Ego
Launching our excess trolls over to SB! What a great tactic. I can just see it now ... General: Captain, are the catapults loaded? Captain: Yes Sir! General: Fire at will! Captain: Which one's ... General: Finish that sentence and you'll be the next one on the catapult. Captain: Yes sir. All right men, read ... Aim ... Fire! As the troll sales to the sheltered existence of SB ... Boner: Which of of you guys is the biggest lo ... <SQUESH!> Captain: A little to the right. And ... Fire! Firebrunt: Me and my army of qualified experts will dest ... <SCHPLAT!> Captain: Almost there. Fire! Cock Rocket: I own this newsgroup! I'm a master hacker! Look at me! Oh please god look at meeeeeee ... Captain: It's away! Direct hit. Cheers erupt from the men. General: Good work men. This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of many trolls and it will soon see the end of SB.