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Quote #333 -- C.S.Strowbridge -- His Divine Ego
So you prefer baseless possibilities over required evidence? How SB of you. Here's some more possibilities, I dare you to find evidence that counters them: -- Han Solo is immortal. We've never seen him die, ergo he never will. -- SW humans are actually 20 ft tall, and everything is scaled to that size. -- Turbolasers can vaporize whole planets with a single shot. But every time we see them shot they were on a low power setting. -- Gillian Anderson is waiting in my bed with a '53 Bordeaux. [Note: I remember spending more than 10 minutes looking up a good wine just for this post. I need help.]