Culled from the vast quarries of ASVS and SDnet.
Quote #324 -- C.S.Strowbridge -- His Divine Ego
Dalton: I lost my fucking DOOM 2 CD. Damn it. Me: Damn dyslexia. I read that as, "I lost my Doom 2 CD fucking." Dalton: It didn't fit Me: What some people will do for sex, eh? Dalton: You have no idea. Spikenard: I have a feeling he does :) Me: Hey, just cause I'm talking dirty with a 15 year old cyber babe doesn't mean I'm desperate for sex.