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Quote #298 -- Durandal -- Quotable Posts

Sith Lords have to go to the bathroom just like everyone else. This isn't accurately portrayed in the films. Thus, I propose the following scene changes: DARTH MAUL: At least, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we wi- [DARTH MAUL's stomach grumbles, a slight freep is heard, followed by an embarassing pause]. Um...could you excuse me for a minute? DARTH SIDIOUS: Lord Maul, have you been eating dairy, again? DARTH MAUL [giggles like a school girl]: Well, um...yes. DARTH SIDIOUS: I sense a disturbance in the Force...

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