Quote #231 -- Pablo Sanchez -- Quotable Posts
In article <VCkb6.122666$Z2.firstname.lastname@example.org>, "Obfuscatingly, Klaas"
wrote: > After reading some of the on-topic threads in this group, I have come > to a conclusion. > > There are too damn many SW supporters. It just isn't fair (it really > isn't). > > Therefore, I propose this as a solution: > > 1) A number of Spaart'i cloning cylinders will be procured equal to > half the number of SW supporters (the SW side must pay for them, of course). > > 2) A random distribution of half the SW supporters will immediately be > cloned, meanwhile brainwashing them to the ST side. > > 3) These new ST zealots will double one of the vowels in their name > (obviously that is the correct way to name a clone) > > 4) Equilibrium is restored. 5) We hit you in the face with a brick and sell you to a Taiwanese whore house.
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