Quote #151 -- Chuck -- Chuck's Gospel
"Kynes" wrote in message
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> "Chuck" wrote in message
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> > Al Gore and George Bush would have to play a game of poker,
five-card
> > stud to be exact. The winner gets the electoral votes.
>
> Are you serious?
You can't make up shit like this!
Actually I can come close. I told my students today: "The bad news is that
Sadam Hussein is forging overseas ballots to try and change the election.
The good news is he voted for Buchanan by mistake."
> That would be the greatest thing ever. :D
I would love to see it happen. George W would put on a big novelty cowboy
hat or something, Al would be sitting across from him like he had a rod up
his ass and wearing a derby.
"I'll see your bet and I'll raise you Kentucky."
