Quote #151 -- Chuck -- Chuck's Gospel
wrote in message news:email@example.com... > "Chuck" wrote in message>news:firstname.lastname@example.org... > > > Al Gore and George Bush would have to play a game of poker, five-card > > stud to be exact. The winner gets the electoral votes. > > Are you serious? You can't make up shit like this! Actually I can come close. I told my students today: "The bad news is that Sadam Hussein is forging overseas ballots to try and change the election. The good news is he voted for Buchanan by mistake." > That would be the greatest thing ever. :D I would love to see it happen. George W would put on a big novelty cowboy hat or something, Al would be sitting across from him like he had a rod up his ass and wearing a derby. "I'll see your bet and I'll raise you Kentucky."
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