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Quote #1264 -- SirNitram -- Quotable Posts
Einhander Sn0m4n: Mine's longer ;) Darth Garden Gnome: *monocle falls into nearby glass of water* I dare say, have you just challenged Nitram's manhood? SirNitram: He is longer. Mine is wider. By calculating the volumetric displacement, we're about the same. Besides, should I feel challenged? Ein fucks men. I fuck women. There's not much chance for competition, with the exception of Rye.