Culled from the vast quarries of ASVS and SDnet.
Quote #126 -- Matt Hyde, about Transcend -- Insults
but wait, there's more! I am not just a total package, infinite problem-solving skills encoded into this compact and handsome carrying case, the unwanted bastard halfling son of male circus midgets who turned hermaphoditic after centuries of drug use and running from the Mafia, not only am I a psychic but my cat eats trained sentry dogs too!