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Quote #1235 -- Patrick Degan -- Quotable Posts
I've tended toward the vampire theory myself. It explains why Cheney disappears to "undisclosed locations" (his crypt) and why he is never seen when or where direct sunlight would strike him, or has never been observed where Vice Presidents are usually found ?at funerals (hallowed ground). It would also provide the best explanation for the unholy degree of control he evidently exerts over this White House. I always thought it obvious that Dick Cheney was actually one of the Undead.