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Quote #1013 -- Stravo (SDnet) -- Quotable Posts
[Thread context: Warspite posted this link calling the man being interviewed an Iraqi version of Darkstar...] Can we all see him speaking at a new conference as the sounds of TIE fighters roar overhead and the Golden Gate bridge collapses into San Francisco bay from a volley of stardestroyers overhead as a swarm of white armored troops march up the main thouroghfairs of teh city in displined coulmns, pajama clad troops lying scattere dthrough teh streets like so many rags. "The Imperials are committing suicide at the gates of San Francisco. Starfleet Academy has NOT been taken, the invaders were replused via the use of non traditional tacics." "Excuse me does that mean the use of Weapons of mass destruction?" "No, it means that we used such tactics as firing ionized plasma particiles accelerated via a subspace conduit that impregnmated the stream with nadyon partciles which initated a tetryon cascade upon contact with durasteel." "Technobabble." "That's right, we are now intiating a wide spread use of technobabble tactics to repluse these criminal invaders. They are dying by the thousands." An AT AT looms into view behind Dorkstar, framing him, as it walks by in a slow ponderous gait, suddenly firing a series of bolts from its chin cannons and a Federation battery of artillery, consisting of mortars with a range of a hundred yards and the fire power equivalent to M-80's explodes into a towering column of fire and smoke accompanied by the anguished screams of the crew. "Pay no attention to their propaganda. Everything is under control, in fact the criminals have just been repulsed from San Francisico and not a single Imperial soldier has a boot on this hallowed ground thanks to the bravery of crack Federation marines." The Imperial flag is slowly raised over the center of the city as a runabout screams down into the bay trailing smoke, hitting the water with a CARUMP. The TIE that shot it down roars right over the roof where he is holding his press conference sending some memebers of the press scattering as hats and loose equipment are blown loose. "I ask you to ignore the pathetic rantings of the evil Warsie cultists that refuse to accept reality. THIS is the reality." A mushroom cloud explodes across the bay where the academy is located.