Culled from the vast quarries of ASVS and SDnet.
Quote #1008 -- Spyder vs a Telemarketer (SDnet) -- Quotable Posts
"Hello, it's Elane Whatsherface here from statistics New Zealand. I'd just like to conduct a quick survey, it will just take a few minutes..." "Do you like pie Elane?" "I'm sorry? I'm just calling to conduct a survey. Are you familiar with the current New Zealand economic..." "I like pie." "That's nice sir. Now the question is..." "So does Rei." "are you happy with the govern..." "I like it with cream...and butter. Lots of butter." "Yes that's all well and...butter?" "I LIKE BIG BUTTER AND I CANNOT LIE!" "Ok, are you going to answer the question or..." "The sound of your voice makes me want to touch myself." *click*