"I'm a fool and fanatic! What do you expect?" ---PAUL JACQUES H.JR
KAZ: "Welcome back, Troll! Last time somebody analyzed your IQ I know of, it was 8."
PAUL: "In fact it is 9. But it is still greater than yours: 1."
Paul and the NRWD
"FAQ vs. NRWD debates is like comparing wrestling in the Olympics to the WWF." ---Chuck Sonnenburg
"I could post this thing in a debating newsgroup and they'd shit all over it." ---Eric Meadows
"The way the NRWD is written and structured gives -all- of the power to the unreasonable nitwit, like yourself." ---Eric Meadows
"Debating with the NRWD is like two fundamentalist Creationists debating different interpretations of Genesis. Both 'know' they're right, and both will twist all available evidence to support their side. The NRWD is perfect for Creationists." ---Eric Meadows
Quotes about Paul
"Man, you and Elim you become the Energizer Trolls... you just keep going and going, and going...." ---Robbie Rhoades, to Paul
"You are a fucking idiot. To you, an off-the-cuff remark by a 6-year-old about the sun setting in Nevada would be at least equally valid as an astrophysicist describing the motion of the Earth around the sun." ---Eric Meadows
"You've just created a new category of complete and utter idiots." ---Eric Meadows
DALTON: "Do you really want to become a martyr for a TV show?" PAUL: "Yeah!"
"Never before have so many asked so much from such a little brain." ---Mark Berger
"The number of insightful points Paul has come up with can be counted on the hands of a shop teacher with chronic hiccups." ---Chuck Sonnenburg
"Paul is like an elephant: he never forgets, and he produces large quantities of shit." ---Chuck Sonnenburg
"After I dug through the biological records dating back to 50,599 BC, I discovered that his father's ancestor was a mentally retarded flea." ---Crayz9000
Strowbridge: Seek professional help, you REALLY should be in therapy.
Dalton: He thinks I am a fanatic. He really is a twit.
Strowbridge: It's beyond twit, it at the "In The Bell Tower With A Hunting Rifle Shouting 'That One Looks Like Dalton' BANG And 'There's Strowbridge' BOOM 'Where Is Matthew Hyding He He He' BLAM!" Stage.
"Does it take conscious effort to be a stupid as you are?" ---Durandal
"Fuck off, troll. Your mental processes must be on par with those of the average piece of cow dung. It pains me to think that, by the mere act of typing, I am crushing millions upon millions of amoebae and bacteria living on my keyboard with more intellectual capacity and evolutionary potential than you." ---Durandal