- Huh?
- What the FUQ?
- What does FUQ stand for?
- What's ASVS?
- Who the hell are you?!
- What the FUQ is this FUQ for?
- Your FUQ is biased. Change it!
- Are you mad at me?
- FAQs??
- What's with all these FAQs?
- What FAQs were they putting up?
- Why should I care?
- Christ, since you put it that way...
- Who are these people?!
- What's with these guys?
- You know, those guys. Who is Timothy Jones?
- Almost all?
- Anyone else I should be wary of?
- What does the "C.S." in "C.S.Strowbridge" stand for?
- Who is this Dalton guy, and why does he post so much?
- Is there anywhere where I can get a list of the current denizens?
- What the hell is SpaceBattles?
- What's with this LT.Hit-Man idiot?
- Naahmah Asks: Is it just me, or do most of the people at ASVS have a little *cough* bit of an emotional/mental/anger problem?
- Bob Healey Asks: Why are there so many dirty jokes on ASVS? And what's with this Raven person? He/She/It seems to be the center of most of them.
- Doomriser Asks: Why doesn't ASVS, as a collective body, have it's own E-mail address. As in ASVS@Hotmail.com for example?
- OK, enough of these ridiculous on-topic questions. What do you do for fun?
- What kind of music do you people listen to?
- Which of the summer blockbusters do you think will bomb?
- If you could only read books by one author, who would it be?
- What TV shows do you try and never miss?
- What TV shows do you hate so much you think the creators should be sterilized so they can't pass their genes on to future generations?
- Do you guys drink a lot?
- I'm looking for some sweet lovin'.
- Will you marry me?
- Will you divorce me?
- Who WILL marry me? And possibly divorce me later?
- Hey, this Thelea chick seems like my type!
- So how about Naahmah...
- No sweet lovin' from you nerds, I see. Very well, I want some geography here.
- Where are all you idiots from?
- Which country sucks the most?
- Who are the engles?
- Any of those lovely Irish folks around?
- OK, enough of that stupid crap. Now, about fanfics...
- What the FUQ is a fanfic?!
- Fanfic characters sure share a lot of names with denizens...
- Can I be in a fanfic?
- Can I write a fanfic?
- Who are the best authors?
- Which fanfics are the best?
- Which fanfics are the worst?
- Which fanfics should I read first?
- Who are the Cleaners?
- Why is Rob Dalton pissed at Sean Collins?
- What are fanfic reviews?
- Any cool clubs here I can join up with?
- What is the Lump Club?
- Who are the Cleaners?
- And what if I want to join the Troll Club?
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