Once again, it is proven that donuts must not be hidden from Dalton. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 17:30:39 -0500 Subject: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Whatever happened to him? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Charles Sonnenburg" Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 16:41:58 -0600 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Alex Moon" wrote in message news:a447uh$1cc5ua$1@ID-81316.news.dfncis.de... > Whatever happened to him? > Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 17:49:56 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Charles Sonnenburg" wrote in message news:a448j0$1bjjeu$1@ID-64862.news.dfncis.de... > > Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. How's the job going? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 17:50:18 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Charles Sonnenburg" wrote in message news:a448j0$1bjjeu$1@ID-64862.news.dfncis.de... > > Good riddance to bad rubbish I say. I agree. He was a trouble maker if there ever was one. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Charles Sonnenburg" Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 19:03:34 -0600 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Alex Moon" wrote in message news:a4492n$1cjpp4$1@ID-81316.news.dfncis.de... > > How's the job going? > LOL, the manager got chewed out for going over budget. Now I've got free time coming out of my ass and it's likely no more catered grease-patties. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2002 20:12:14 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Charles Sonnenburg" wrote in message news:a44gsh$1c88fc$1@ID-64862.news.dfncis.de... > > LOL, the manager got chewed out for going over budget. Now I've got free > time coming out of my ass and it's likely no more catered grease-patties. :-) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Sat, 09 Feb 2002 20:28:21 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C65CCB5.B461267C@daltonator.net> Charles Sonnenburg wrote: > > LOL, the manager got chewed out for going over budget. Now I've got free > time coming out of my ass Guess that oat bran really opened things up. > and it's likely no more catered grease-patties. I had eggs today. They were crunchy. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Crayz9000 Date: Sat, 09 Feb 2002 22:36:09 -0800 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <765c6u891pq787qvi5ds8n7tn9s571q07b@4ax.com> In alt.startrek.vs.starwars, Dalton tripped over <3C65CCB5.B461267C@daltonator.net> and fell down a flight of stairs on Sat, 09 Feb 2002 20:28:21 -0500... > >Guess that oat bran really opened things up. > >> and it's likely no more catered grease-patties. > >I had eggs today. They were crunchy. Mmm, calcium. -- [Note: Remove shirt when replying by E-mail] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 01:36:39 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6614F7.A9460DCF@daltonator.net> Crayz9000 wrote: > > > Mmm, calcium. I need to learn how to cook. > -- > [Note: Remove shirt when replying by E-mail] Now my back is cold... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Crayz9000 Date: Sat, 09 Feb 2002 22:39:44 -0800 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: In alt.startrek.vs.starwars, Dalton tripped over <3C6614F7.A9460DCF@daltonator.net> and fell down a flight of stairs on Sun, 10 Feb 2002 01:36:39 -0500... > >I need to learn how to cook. > >> -- [Note: Remove shirt when replying by E-mail] > >Now my back is cold... Not *that* shirt, you overweight glob of grease! :) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 11:26:08 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C669F20.99F4F5A3@daltonator.net> Crayz9000 wrote: > > Not *that* shirt, you overweight glob of grease! :) Mindless philosopher! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 13:20:09 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Dalton" wrote in message news:3C669F20.99F4F5A3@daltonator.net... > > Mindless philosopher! Hey now! There's no need to start using that kind of language. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 17:48:43 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C66F8CB.B9214E7B@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > Hey now! There's no need to start using that kind of language. "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of grease!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 18:22:12 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Dalton" wrote in message news:3C66F8CB.B9214E7B@daltonator.net... > > "Don't you call be a mindless philosopher, you overweight blob of > grease!" Now now Rob; enough with the MP words. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Crayz9000 Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 17:15:54 -0800 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Millions of voices cried out in terror as Dalton opened <3C669F20.99F4F5A3@daltonator.net>... >Mindless philosopher! I should have known not to trust the logic of a half-sized thermocapsulary dehousing assistor! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 04:03:09 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6788CD.435B56EE@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > Now now Rob; enough with the MP words. *smacks Moon upside the head* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 04:03:48 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6788F4.20D54959@daltonator.net> Crayz9000 wrote: > > I should have known not to trust the logic of a half-sized thermocapsulary > dehousing assistor! Now that came out of left field. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 12:51:57 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Dalton" wrote in message news:3C6788CD.435B56EE@daltonator.net... > > *smacks Moon upside the head* BAD LUMP! NO DONUT! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 13:02:28 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C680734.22281254@daltonator.net> GRRRRRR. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 13:04:41 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: *whacks Dalton's nose with a rolled up newspaper* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 16:03:49 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6831B5.C1ECDF1C@daltonator.net> That was not a good thing to do. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 11 Feb 2002 21:24:46 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::adjusts jig to get better shot:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 16:30:44 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C683804.D96FA8D8@daltonator.net> *low, throaty grumble more felt than heard* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 11 Feb 2002 21:35:15 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Damn you, my microphones don't have the frequency response to pick that sound up. Make the grumble a bit higher. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 16:42:07 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C683AAF.DB578AC4@daltonator.net> *pegs the needles* Can you still hear me? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 11 Feb 2002 21:54:21 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Yep. You may continue the fight. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 16:56:15 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C683DFF.51E34FA@daltonator.net> Make sure you got a steadicam rig on that mofo. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 11 Feb 2002 23:07:55 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Yes yes. Stabilizer on the jig for the XL1S, steadicam on my GL1 Both are currently being captured in real-time to my machine (points to a laptop with a huge HD array next to it). ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Cmdrwilkens" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 00:32:42 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Dalton" wrote in message news:3C6788F4.20D54959@daltonator.net... > Crayz9000 wrote: > > > > I should have known not to trust the logic of a half-sized thermocapsulary > > dehousing assistor! > > Now that came out of left field. > Sounds more like out of a chemistry lab but I guess there are some smart jocks out there. -- Lcpl Burnett, G.R USMCR Bridge Company A, 6th EngnrSptBN, 4th FSSG "Weapons do not penetrate armour based on force and pressure" - IXJac(taken from SB.com and SD.net) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 19:52:32 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Phong Nguyen" wrote in message news:Xns91B2AE4688807phongnguyenusanet@130.133.1.4... > > Yes yes. Stabilizer on the jig for the XL1S, steadicam on my GL1 > > Both are currently being captured in real-time to my machine (points to a > laptop with a huge HD array next to it). ::sneaks away while Dalton and Phong are busy being A/V geeks:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 00:55:15 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::takes lasso, reels Alex back in:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 20:07:37 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::activates personal phase cloak, slips through rope:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 02:40:37 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: You cannot escape Dalton's gravitational pull. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:15:24 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6888CC.C95C0818@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > > Yes yes. Stabilizer on the jig for the XL1S, steadicam on my GL1 > > Both are currently being captured in real-time to my machine (points to a > laptop with a huge HD array next to it). I hope you have good shock absorption. -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "This is academia, dear...we only preach freedom of speech, not practice it." ---Non Sequitur ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:19:22 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6889BA.22C734B2@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > ::sneaks away while Dalton and Phong are busy being A/V geeks:: I heard that. -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "This is academia, dear...we only preach freedom of speech, not practice it." ---Non Sequitur ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:19:48 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6889D4.C8F88BC0@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > You cannot escape Dalton's gravitational pull. Muhahaha...foolish mortal. -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "This is academia, dear...we only preach freedom of speech, not practice it." ---Non Sequitur ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:20:24 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Dalton" wrote in message news:3C6889BA.22C734B2@daltonator.net... > > I heard that. No you didn't. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 03:22:35 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Dalton wrote in news:3C6888CC.C95C0818@daltonator.net: > > I hope you have good shock absorption. > Yes. Didn't you notice that the system was in a shock-absorbing rackmount? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 03:23:15 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Dalton wrote in news:3C6889D4.C8F88BC0@daltonator.net: > > Muhahaha...foolish mortal. > Oh wow, your own punching bag. You punch him, he goes flying, then gravity reasserts itself. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:30:45 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C688C65.82F3971@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > No you didn't. RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR THE GINGERBREAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!1111 -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "This is academia, dear...we only preach freedom of speech, not practice it." ---Non Sequitur ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:31:12 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C688C80.7046B471@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > Yes. Didn't you notice that the system was in a shock-absorbing > rackmount? Er, no. I can't see it. -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "This is academia, dear...we only preach freedom of speech, not practice it." ---Non Sequitur ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 22:32:25 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C688CC9.A22D1822@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > Oh wow, your own punching bag. You punch him, he goes flying, then > gravity reasserts itself. I exceed my own escape velocity. -- Rob "Roby" Dalton http://daltonator.net "This is academia, dear...we only preach freedom of speech, not practice it." ---Non Sequitur ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 04:00:07 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Dalton wrote in news:3C688C65.82F3971@daltonator.net: > > RUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN, THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR THE GINGERBREAD > MAN!!!!!!!!!!1111 > ::dips Alex in milk:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 04:00:33 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Dalton wrote in news:3C688C80.7046B471@daltonator.net: > > Er, no. I can't see it. > Ah, look over here, not there. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 23:02:19 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Phong Nguyen" wrote in message news:Xns91B2DFD246972phongnguyenusanet@130.133.1.4... > ::dips Alex in milk:: ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK! do... do... do you know... do you know... the muffin man? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 04:55:32 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: The muffin man? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 12:09:25 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: The muffin man! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 18:09:58 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: That lives on Drury Lane? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 13:20:38 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Yes. She's married to the muffin man. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 18:25:47 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::suddenly looks aside:: The mirror! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Crayz9000 Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 12:27:35 -0800 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: In alt.startrek.vs.starwars, "Cmdrwilkens" tripped over and fell down a flight of stairs on Tue, 12 Feb 2002 00:32:42 GMT... > >Sounds more like out of a chemistry lab but I guess there are some smart >jocks out there. It's a stock Star Wars line. THREEPIO: I should have known better than to trust the logic of a half-sized thermocapsulary dehousing assistor. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 15:44:28 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C697EAC.6141AEC3@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > "Dalton" wrote in message > news:3C6889BA.22C734B2@daltonator.net... > > > > I heard that. > > No you didn't. Did too. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 15:45:13 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C697ED9.3E40F01C@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > ::dips Alex in milk:: HAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 15:45:29 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C697EE9.531F5F6D@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > Dalton wrote in > news:3C688C80.7046B471@daltonator.net: > > > > Er, no. I can't see it. > > > Ah, look over here, not there. Phong, your ego is in the way. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 15:45:39 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C697EF3.673783E9@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > "Phong Nguyen" wrote in message > news:Xns91B2DFD246972phongnguyenusanet@130.133.1.4... > > > > ::dips Alex in milk:: > > ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK! > > do... do... > > do you know... > > do you know... the muffin man? The muffin man?!? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 15:45:51 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C697EFF.1E496776@daltonator.net> Alex Moon wrote: > > "Phong Nguyen" wrote in message > news:Xns91B2E9372B291phongnguyenusanet@130.133.1.4... > > "Alex Moon" wrote in > > news:a4a44g$1bh0d0$2@ID-81316.news.dfncis.de: > > > > > ALRIGHT, I'LL TALK! > > > > > > do... do... > > > > > > do you know... > > > > > > do you know... the muffin man? > > > > > The muffin man? > > The muffin man! Who lives on Drury Lane? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 15:46:23 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C697F1F.C066E4A4@daltonator.net> Crayz9000 wrote: > > In alt.startrek.vs.starwars, "Cmdrwilkens" tripped over > and fell down a flight of > stairs on Tue, 12 Feb 2002 00:32:42 GMT... > > > >Sounds more like out of a chemistry lab but I guess there are some smart > >jocks out there. > > It's a stock Star Wars line. > > THREEPIO: I should have known better than to trust the logic of a half-sized > thermocapsulary dehousing assistor. Don't remember that one :P ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 20:55:32 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Dalton wrote in news:3C697EE9.531F5F6D@daltonator.net: > > Phong, your ego is in the way. So? You can look around CS's, you can look around mine! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 16:06:25 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Dalton" wrote in message news:3C697EF3.673783E9@daltonator.net... > > The muffin man?!? The muffin man. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 21:17:57 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::grins evilly:: We have the Muffin Man, and he is talking ::turns on the Magic Mirror, showing a scene where the Muffin Man is threatened with the frying of his muffins:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 16:43:44 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C698C90.4C19E50C@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > Dalton wrote in > news:3C697EE9.531F5F6D@daltonator.net: > > > > Phong, your ego is in the way. > > > So? You can look around CS's, you can look around mine! I can look around Strow's? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 12 Feb 2002 21:50:32 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Yes, I've seen you do it. You might need a bunch of pipes and reflectors, but I know you can do it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 17:03:14 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C699122.165B15B0@daltonator.net> Sounds like a major project. Can I contract KDY? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 18:45:28 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Phong Nguyen" wrote in message news:Xns91B39BA2BD752phongnguyenusanet@130.133.1.4... > ::grins evilly:: > > We have the Muffin Man, and he is talking > > ::turns on the Magic Mirror, showing a scene where the Muffin Man is > threatened with the frying of his muffins:: You're a monster! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 00:06:20 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Dalton wrote in news:3C699122.165B15B0@daltonator.net: > > Sounds like a major project. Can I contract KDY? > Yes. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 00:06:48 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Alex Moon" wrote in news:a4c9er$1dq985$1@ID- 81316.news.dfncis.de: > You're a monster! No, you're the monster! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 19:13:13 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: EAT ME! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 00:28:17 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::begins pulling off a button:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Alexander Moon Date: 13 Feb 2002 00:57:28 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: NO! Not the buttons! NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 00:58:10 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::begins scraping the frosting with an exacto-knife:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 20:08:14 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: AHHHHHH!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 01:12:43 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Now, we will discuss the location of your Rebel friends. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Alexander Moon Date: 13 Feb 2002 01:16:18 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: [meanwhile, on the far side of the galaxy...] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 03:27:42 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Excellent. The harvest shall begin... ::Thousands of cookie cutters descend on the no-longer-secret Rebel base:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 23:16:44 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: ::thousands of anti-bombardment licorish missles intercept the incoming targets. Below, 10 thousand cinnimonbears arm themselves with pixiestick cannons and toy fireworks... and vibromachetes and rocket launchers and laser-rifles... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 04:21:08 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Is it time for the ultimate weapon.... ::Out of space, a giant water cannon appears and unleashed a devestating load; a steady stream of hydochloric acid. The rebel's defenses are no match and are swiftly dissolved by the new superweapon:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 23:48:22 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: Deep inside his bunker on the far side of the planet, protected by a wall of impenetrable Twinkies, the rebel leader stood fuming. In a squeeky voice he said: "That's it! Prepare *our* ultimate weapon!" There was a collective gasp from the assembled soldiers and technicians. "But-but sir, using that weapon would be a gross violation of all laws of civilization! We- we can't." "War is the absence of civilazation soldier. Computer, activate the Doomsday Weapon(tm) for firing! Open the firing panel!" A small panel at the weapons station slid open, revealing a small compartment with asmall button deep inside." With a cry, the rebel leader reached forward. Silence filled the room, and the base. It continued for several minutes. Finally the leader screamed: "WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THE FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO FIRE THIS WITHOUT FUCKING FINGERS" Angrily he stabbed the stumps of his arms at the button, only to be stopped by the edges of the panel. Turning, he ran over to the nearest guard and seized the man's rifle. A shrill scream echoed as the rebel leader charged the control panel, slamming the end of the barrel into the button. Outside, a gigantic contraption rose from it's secret hanger. Lolly pops began to rotate around a central cluster of pixie-stix, fueling a set of six ring pop gems. Arcs of lightning danced around the maching. With a high pitched whine, the machine spit forth a beam of rainbow light, which struck the lead ship. the beam surrounded the ship in the rainbow light which then gave birth to multiple beams that struck nearby enemy ships. Within a split second, the whole fleet was hit. All firing stopped. Onboard the lead ship, the captain was launching into the second verse of the Happy-Place Song, while the crew formed a chorus line and bellowed a refrain involving marshmellow mushrooms, chocolate rivers, happy children, and tra-lily-lalas, when the first wave of missle struck, disintigrating the ship in seconds. The rest of the fleet quickly followed. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 04:53:16 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: This...displeases me. ::begins broadcasting the Frying of the Muffins, the Dunking of the Gingerbread Man and the Fingernail on Mirror to the Rebellion and orders them to surrender, lest the torture continue:: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: bdiller@.ipass.net (Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.) Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 05:05:25 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3c69f3ef.9112805@News.CIS.DFN.DE> Speaking of which, I wonder what would happen if I said that everyone has a little donut inside their heart? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 00:09:38 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Phong Nguyen" wrote in message news:Xns91B3E8D356E45phongnguyenusanet@130.133.1.4... > > ::begins broadcasting the Frying of the Muffins, the Dunking of the > Gingerbread Man and the Fingernail on Mirror to the Rebellion and orders > them to surrender, lest the torture continue:: We shall forever remember the martyrs... ::Sets the beam to planet level effect.:: ::Switches to the Flowers-and-Puppies Song.:: ::Activates wormhole in orbit of planet:: ::fires beam through wormhole, striking enemy homeworld. Laughs maniacally as the effects begin to spread out along the surface, way from the impact site. Pastels begin to dominate the color scheme, as the voice of a dark lord can be hear singing in perfect harmony with a flock of small bluebirds:: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Alex Moon" Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 00:39:43 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc." wrote in message news:3c69f3ef.9112805@News.CIS.DFN.DE... > > Speaking of which, I wonder what would happen if I said that everyone > has a little donut inside their heart? You'd be the first one he eats so don't even think about it. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 12:10:12 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6A9DF4.E7BC30E9@daltonator.net> Phong Nguyen wrote: > > Dalton wrote in > news:3C699122.165B15B0@daltonator.net: > > > Phong Nguyen wrote: > >> > >> Yes, I've seen you do it. You might need a bunch of pipes and > >> reflectors, but I know you can do it. > > > > Sounds like a major project. Can I contract KDY? > > > Yes. Oh goody, looks like they don't have enough spare materials. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Dalton Date: Wed, 13 Feb 2002 12:12:50 -0500 Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: <3C6A9E92.16E07C7D@daltonator.net> "Cyborg Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc." wrote: > > Speaking of which, I wonder what would happen if I said that everyone > has a little donut inside their heart? Mmm, donuts... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From: Phong Nguyen Date: 13 Feb 2002 19:38:29 GMT Subject: Re: [Denizen] Chuck Message-ID: "Alex Moon" wrote in news:a4csem$1dr7nj$1@ID-81316.news.dfncis.de: > > We shall forever remember the martyrs... > >::Sets the beam to planet level effect.:: >::Switches to the Flowers-and-Puppies Song.:: >::Activates wormhole in orbit of planet:: >::fires beam through wormhole, striking enemy homeworld. Laughs >::maniacally > as the effects begin to spread out along the surface, way from the > impact site. Pastels begin to dominate the color scheme, as the voice > of a dark lord can be hear singing in perfect harmony with a flock of > small bluebirds:: > > MWAHAHAHAHA!!! > Excellent. All is proceeding as I have forseen. ::eats the Gingerbread Man's arm for a snack before singing with the bluebirds::