From: "Chuck" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Subject: [MiSTing] Date: Sat, 11 Mar 2000 10:27:11 -0600 6.....5.....4.....3.....2.....* SPAM INDUSTRY COUNCIL PRESENTS Crow: New Spam Lite! With only half the snouts and entrails! SKINNY HULK,USENETS MOST ANNOYING TROLL Mike: So his power is that he's annyoing? Tom: Sheesh, if that's the case France would be a nation of superheroes. SOMEWHERE IN THE VAST NERDY WASTES OF USENET Tom: I am just swooning at the imagery here. Crow: Look carefully between the "Shift" key and the "Tab" key. It's called "Caps Lock". Push it. THERE IS A TROLL WITH A MISSION Mike: If you should be caught or killed the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your having a brain. A TROLL WITH A MISSION THAT IS SO DIFFICULT IT ALMOST SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE Tom: Translate the Rosetta Stone into Klingon. BUT THAT TROLL ISN'T ANY ORDINARY TROLL THAT TROLL IS SKINNY HULK. Crow: Kinda describes you Mike. Mike: Hey, I've been working out. Tom: Mike, you are so gone to seed it isn't even funny. Mike: Can we get back to the website please? Tom: Sure skinny. WATCH AS SKINNY HULK ARMED ONLY WITH HIS SHARP WIT, Mike, Tom, Crow: HA! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Crow: "Wit", that's rich. F*****G FOUL MOUTH Tom: Look at me everyone! I'm typing dirty words! I am sooooooo naughty! AND CROSSPOSTING SKILLS Mike: Skill in crossposting? A chimp can do that. Crow: And he's proving it. TAKES ON THE ENTIRE NERD POPULATION AND WINS! Tom: Uh huh. Yeah, right. COMING SOON TO A NEWSGROUP NEAR YOU!! Crow: Not us, we're in outer space. AND THIS TIME HE MEANS IT! Mike: Damn it! SKINNY HULK,USENETS MOST ANNOYING TROLL! Tom: It's good to have a slogan. Comments, s_hulk@yahoo.co.uk WHEN I GET MAD AND I GET PI**ED, Mike: "Picked"? Crow: "Pitted"? Tom: I don't know. I'm just pissed about this whole thing. I GRAB A PEN Mike: And jam it in my eye! AND WRITE OUT A LIST, Crow: Milk, eggs, toothpaste, condoms... woah, wait, guess he won't be needing those. OF ALL YOU A**H****S Tom: Anybody wanna take a stab at that one? Mike: Which language is it that is composed almost entirely of asterixes? Crow: Maybe you pronounce with a tongue clicking like that "The Gods Must Be Crazy" movie. THAT WON'T BE MISSED,YOU'VE MADE MY S**TLIST!! Mike: You know, I think he's trying to write a poem. Tom: It's Dr. Seuss with Terette's Syndrome. S**TLIST OF LAMERS,LOSERS AND NETKOPS. ______________________________________ TALON KARRDE EMPEROR PALPATINE TALYA NOIRE PHANTOMSHADOW DALTON CHUCK Crow: Who's this loser? *....2....3....4....5....6