You Know You've Been Watching WAY Too Many Episodes Of Star Trek TNG
When You've Written Something Like This....

[Dedicated in memory to the late Peter Cushing... "Commence primary
firing sequence."....  Hey, wait a second, IS Peter Cushing dead?! I
 can't remember!]

On The Death Star...

TARKIN: Yes, Admiral Hijja, what is it now?

HIJJA: There is an unidentified ship hailing us.

TARKIN: Good, let them bow down to the forces of the Empire --

HIJJA: No, not "Hail" hail, I mean they're trying to communicate with
us!

TARKIN: Oh. [pause] Why didn't you explain before?! I made myself look
like an idiot back there!

UNIDENTIFIED SHIP: This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the _U.S.S.
Voyager_ --

RIKER: Uh, sir, wrong series.

PICARD: Thank you, Number One. I mean, the _Enterprise_.

TARKIN: Obviously a senile captain. Shoot the ship.

HIJJA: Yes sir.

(The _Enterprise_ goes kablooey, cheers from Star Warriors in the
theater)

The End