Subject: Lassie vs. Tim Date: Wed, 17 Jan 2001 17:22:56 -0800 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars I am having a headache induced Deathwatch moment involving the following: Nick: Lassie has just shoved his nose up T.J.'s butt Val: I heard that Collies were brown noser's but this is ridiculous Nick: Lassie has made a serious mistake, Trolls are used to having their own heads up their ass, and are used to being reamed by various netizens. Val: Yes, watch as T.J. applies the sphincter choke hold on the cross dressing canine. Nick: Yep, it looks like it's curtains for the collie, wait he's using paw traction and the edge of the ring and He's finally gotten himself loose. Val: Yes, and you can see the way his fur is still smoldering from Tim's counter attack...... The Finish. Val: Yes, Lassie has finally forced the troll king down the bottomless pit. Lassie: Arf, Bark, Arf, Arf Judge Mills Lane: What, Timmy's trapped in a well, and you need help. Nick: Lassie has just shoved Judge Lane into the bottomless pit.