Subject: Re: Worf vs. Maul Date: Wed, 1 Aug 2001 17:35:29 +0100 From: "DMZ" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars "Weasel" wrote in message news:3c1aa6dd.0108010726.1bb69362@posting.google.com... > Sword of Kahless might have some special properties (think Holy Grail > in the Last Crusade). Damn! I thought Holy Grail in Monty Python.... KOR: Behold the caves of No'Mat! WORF: Right! Keep me covered. KLINGON: What with? WORF: Just keep me covered. KOR: Too late! [chord] WORF: What? KOR: There he is! WORF: Where? KOR: There! WORF: What, behind the tribble? KOR: It is the tribble! WORF: You silly sod! You got us all worked up! KOR: Well, that's no ordinary tribble. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. ROHBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! KOR: Look, that tribble's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! KLINGON: Get stuffed! KOR: It'll do you a trick, mate! KLINGON: Oh, yeah? ROHBIN: You mangy Romulan git! KOR: I'm warning you! ROHBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum? KOR: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones! WORF: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off! BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One tribble stew comin' right up! KOR: Look! [squeak] BORIS: Aaaugh! [chord] WORF: On my honour as a Klingon Warrior! KOR: I warned you! ROHBIN: I peed again! KOR: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little tribble, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always-- WORF: Oh, shut up! KOR: --But do they listen to me?-- WORF: Right! KOR: -Oh, no-- KLINGONS: Charge! [squeak squeak] KLINGONS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc. KLINGONS: Run away! Run away! DMZ ---