Subject: Re: [FANFIC] Against All Odds, Part XI Date: Sat, 07 Oct 2000 10:59:56 GMT From: "Chris O'Farrell" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars "Commander Thelea" wrote in message news:8rmpv5$s85$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > > > > I thought jade didn't want war :) > > > > > > Exactly. And that's what Diplomatic Speak is. > > Saying "Fuck you" might start a war, but in Diplomatic Speak, you > stretch "Fuck you" into a five-page long document, and hence > governments essentially insult each other in incredibly stupid and > complicated ways that somehow prevent wars from happening. > I can see that. Federation Ambasador: 'To his Excelency, the Imperial Ambasador **, Baston, Sulgis Sector'. 'I write to you in great concern-' [WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING] 'Over recent events over the Federation planet of Vulcun' [YEAH, THE ONE YOU F*&#ING INVADED] 'We must relay to you how stressed we are at this event' [YOUR F(#*ING DEAD, F*#&ING DEAD!] 'and its ability to degrade our relations to a point' [WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR] 'where conflict may be inevatable.' [WE WILL KRIFF YOU GOOD. OH YES WE WILL] 'We ask for an imediate explanation and aplology' [OR ELSE WE WILL BDZ EVERY IMP PLANET WE CAN SEE] 'and trust that relations will be restored soon' [OR YOUR F*&#ING DEAD] 'To his Exelency, the Federation Presedent **, Earth, Sol.' 'We understand how distresed you are over the current events' [AND WE DON'T GIVE A S*#&] 'However the unfortunate formentioned incedent was an unfortunate necesitiy' [WE FELT LIKE KILLING SOME FEDERATION SCUM] 'to ensure our security. Disadents on Vulcan had comprimised Imperial security' [BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS BS] 'and we were compeled to act imediatly without any chance to notify the Federation' [NOT THAT WE WOULD OR CARE] 'as too the situation. We regret any deaths caused by this defensive action' [HAHAH DIE FEDERATION SCUM] 'and will gladly pay compensation to any recognised victims' [WE JUST WON'T RECOGNISE THEM] 'of this unfortunate incident.' [GOD IT WAS FUN]