Subject: Re: [OT] Star Wars - Austin Powers
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 2001 20:03:39 +1200
From: The Insidious Spyda <spyda@adjective-army.com>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars





Crayz9000 wrote:
> 
> OK, just for the sheer hell of it, and since a few of us are getting 
> bored with debating "TOS Phazerz! STBDZ! Trekkie vs Terkkie" ad 
> nauseum...
> 
> 1. Dr. Evil vs Prince Xizor
>
> 2. Austin Powers vs Guri

"You dirty fembot!"
 
> 3. Emperor Palpatine vs Dr. Evil

Palpatine "Ladies and gentlemen, I will now blow up Alderaan with my 
giant super 'laser'. Mounted on my 'Death Star'."

Evil "Ahem."

Palpatine "Yes Mr Evil, what do you want?"

Evil "That's DOCTOR Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil medical 
school to become a Mr thank you very much."

Palpatine "ANYWAY, my fully armed and operational Death Star."

Evil "Ahem."

Palpatine "What!"

*Dr Evil points to himself*

Evil "Aren't you forgetting something? Hmm?"

Palpatine "Just spit it out!"

Evil "It's my Death Star."

Palpatine "It is NOT you're Death Star!"

Evil "No, it's mine, I invented it, I named it, it's mine."

Paltine "You..."

Evil "Zippit."

Paltatine "Wha..."

Evil "Zippit!"

Palpatine "SILENCE!"

Evil "ZIPPIE ZIPPIIIIT!" 

Palpatine "Stop..."

Evil "ZIPPIE ZIPPIIIIIIIIIT!"

Palpatine "Stop it!"

Evil "Would you lick a suckle of my zipple?"

Palpatine "You're like a child!"

Evil "http://www.zippit.com"

Palpatine "That's it!"

*Emperor Palpatine gets out of is chair*

Palpatine "One more word out of you and I'll rip you apart with my 
will!"

*Dr Evil stands up and grabs a novelty inflatable Death Star"

Evil "Oh, you think you're mister tough Emperor?"

*Dr Evil bounces the inflatable death star off Palpatine's head*

Evil "You want to wear the daddy pants? Is that"

*Evil bounces it again*

Palpatine "Look, I..."

*and again*

Evil "Is the little Emperor going to cry?"

Palpatine "Just..."

*and again*

Evil "Are you going to squirt some?"

*and again*
*The Emperor breaks into tears*

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