Subject: [FANFIC] Seven's Learning Experience Date: 25 Jul 2002 22:59:57 -0700 From: mikewongisgod@hotmail.com (RayCav) Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars "Lee, Son of Col" wrote in message news:<7H009.6145$Cq.271604@ozemail.com.au>... > Thats right her parents who in themselvs where unorthodox so god knows what > she learnt as a kid. I have a pretty good feeling.... [HARRY KIM enters holodeck] KIM: My God, Seven, what are you doing? SEVEN: I am practicing various things my parents taught me as a child. KIM: But Seven, you are completely naked! SEVEN: Yes, I am. It is required to do these things. KIM: And what is that...strange pose? SEVEN: It is a technique my mother taught me. KIM: And...what is all that...hair? SEVEN: It would seem obvious that you never did it before. KIM: Did what? SEVEN: Your question merely proves my point. KIM: What point? SEVEN(now using pointy dildo): Are you referring to the point I am utilising now? KIM: Now I am! SEVEN: It is a special tool my father gave me to assist me in achieving my goal. KIM: What goal? SEVEN: Your lack of experience would limit your ability to understand. However, I do need a partner to accomplish my task. KIM: Oh, goodie! I'll volunteer! SEVEN: Unfortunately I require a female volunteer. KIM: Oh.