Subject: Re: Flaming Ewok vs Flaming Tribble Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 16:28:13 +1000 From: "WeeMadAndo" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars You can cruxify adn THEN burn an ewok. But how about this for an idea. Final report Stardate: Classified. Project: Great balls of fire. Chief of Project: Classified. After years of intensive research we have finally perfected our new orbital assault weapon. This weapon can completely destroy a world in under 24 hours with onyl one shot being necessary. The weapons involves the following components: 1) A mass driver 2) A tribble (with a littel parachute) 3) A zippo lighter As you can see all of this tech is late 21st century and thus amazingly easy for us to mass produce. The weapon works as follows: 1) a sepcially genetically engineered tribble is fired from orbit and as it enters the atmosphere an amazing process begins. It swells to over double its size and begins to multiply. however this swelling is not to do with the reproduction. IT is to do with the fact that these tribbles have been genetically engineered to produce napalm from several glands in their bodies. 2) the tribbles rapidly spread. Apporximately doubling their population every 35 seconds. as you can imagine this rapidly covers the world in Tribbles all of which are wired to blow. 3) A specially grafted zippo lighter on the first tribble ignites, and a massive wave of fire spreads aroudn the world, destroying what the tribbles already haven't. Yes, this is a dirty and underhand tactic. Yes it is inhumane and goes against the prime directive. But it is the most efficent weapon we have yet developed. We intend to continue this project with Tribbles that secrete U-135 until they reach critical mass. Then after that who's knows what? The tribble is the weapon of the future. Anders Russell Head of tribble weapon department. *damn, that was meant to be classified*