Subject: Re: [OT] Things I hate
Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2000 22:14:47 GMT
From: pablo_sanchez2000@my-deja.com
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars


[snip]

> Hey, I have an idea! Let's all argue over
> affirmative action!

I had a lot of fun with this one Burger King Manager, a few years ago.
He was one of those guys who would rather have his eyeballs removed 
with a spork than be considered racist.  It was hilarious.  I have no
noticable accent (at least to my knowledge) but I can fake one really
good.

Me:  Hello, I'd like to apply for a job.

BK Guy:  Well, you'll have to fill out this form.

Me:  I don't want to fill out no form.

BK:  It's our policy sir, I'm sorry if it offends you.

Me: [hostile] I don't write your language real well, alright?

BK:  I'm sorry.  Ah, you could just read it to you and--

Me:  Okay.

BK:  Ah, okay.  Name?

Me:  Carlos.

BK:  Last name, please.

Me:  Sanchez.

BK:  Race?

Me:  What does it look like?!?

BK:  Sir, I'm sorry, I'm only reading what's on the sheet--

Me:  You are a racist!  All of you are racists!  Every single Burger
King manager in the state is in the KKK!

BK:  [rattled]  Mr. Sanchez, I'm sorry, but you're not the type of
person we're looking for.  I'm going to have to ask you to leave!

Me:  I will scream until you give me a job!

BK: [desperate] I'll call security!

Me: [no accent]  It's okay.  I didn't want the job anyway.

I swore the guy was going to crap himself.


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