Subject: Transporter chief practical jokes
Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 09:42:43 -0000
From: "Mark Walton" <a@b.com>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars




1. Away team arrives with underwear on outside of uniform.

2. Hold the pattern buffer of one of the away team, and in his place 
beam down a load of minced offal.

3. Just before beaming up the away team, put on some eyeliner, a fake 
beard, and hang a parallel-evil-universe flag on the wall.

4. When transporting alien diplomats onto the ship, beam "I'm with 
stupid" t-shirts onto their guards as they arrive.

5. Fart on the transporter pad and beam the gas directly to the 
captain's ready room.

6. When someone says "two to beam up", beam up the wrong two. (I don't
understand why this doesn't happen anyway)

7.  When an away team contains a newly transferred security guy, look 
at him sadly and say "Four beam down, three beam up."

8. Beam some spittle into the upper atmosphere; see how high up you can 
hit the away team from.