Subject: Re: Taking some time off, working on fan fics and a few other things Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2000 09:35:33 GMT From: "Chris O'Farrell" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Dalton wrote in message news:39AB4DC4.DBE27ABF@nospam.erols.com... > "LT.Hit-Man" wrote: > > [snip] > > Hah, peas are no match against the power of the Armor. The delicate skin > of the feds will be bruised beyond recognition, and the targeting > ability of the trooper helmets will let them drop peas straight into > their lungs :) > Funny. I like a person with a sense of humor. Now what would realy happen :) After waiting 10 mins, LT Hit-Man walks back in. All the stormies and redshirts are still alive and the walls are green in colour. [Hit-Man] 'KRIFFING HELL! CAN'T YOU AIM?' HM then proceads to dump 40 Phaser rifles and 40 E-11's in the respective cells. 'NOW HIT SOMETHING' [HM seals door and activates their weapons. Several megatons of explosive force are unleashed upon the room and after 10 mins HM walks back in. There is just a lot of smoke and scorched walls in the Redshirts cell and in the Stormie cell they are still fine. [HM] 'Congratulations you worthless peices of Sithspawn. Looks like you may just have a role to play in the Imperial Forces afterall.' [Stormie] 'Ahh sir, we did not shoot them'. [HM] '?' 'Explain' [Stormie] 'Well everyone started firing at each other but neither side could not hit anything. So we ran out of power and they still had plenty. So we thought we were dead. But then one of them hit that comm panel on the wall (Stormie points to a fried computer) and it created an unrelated power surge that fried the communications grid. With the grid down, Private Phong was cut off from the Hypernet where he was doing some slicing. This caused him to get upset. And when he got upset, Dalton got upset. And when Dalton gets upset, he likes to eat. And he went looking for food. He went to the mess and found out that all the Peas had been taken by you and brought here. That pissed him off. And when he gets pissed off, he likes to go and kick the can. And when he kicked the can, it flew into Kyle. And when Kyle gets hit by a flying can, he starts shooting up mouse driods. And when the mouse driods get shot at, they run like hell. And when they run like hell, they crash into things. And one crashed into Boyd. And when mouse driods run into Boyd, he likes to go and beat up on Kynes. So he did. And When Kynes gets beaten up by Boyd, he go's and kicks the wall. However the wall he kicked was just a covering for a power conduit. It sent a 500 MW charge into the Redshirts cell and vapped them. [HM] ............. ........... ........ ...... .... ... .. . 'Riiight' 'Come with me' he ordered, and the Stormtroopers fell into line behind him. Whenever someone gave him a long winded explanation about something, he had the sudden urge to make some Stormtrooper platon and an equal number of Captured Federation troops fight to the death with pea shooters........