Subject: Bootstrap Program for a Dog Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 19:53:58 -0800 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Standby Mode: Off Reactivating Clean/erase/defragmenter memories:Running.................................................Done Check is Alpha Male or Female Present: y/n:n Run climb onto sofa/bed: running............................. execute chase:.............. execute Bark: running................................................................ ..... .................................... ....................................................................... ..... .........................................Done execute lick privates0: running................................................................ .... ....................................................................... ..... ........................................ ....................................................................... ..... ........................................Done Warning Fluid levels low from licking/barking Execute drink from toilet: Running............................................................ ....................................................................... ..... ........................................ ..................................... Execute greet human: .................................Done Execute lick human on face:.................................................................. ..... .Done