Subject: The ASVS Dating Survey! Date: 30 Jun 2002 03:08:05 GMT From: Durandal Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Fill out this survey to find your ASVS geek match! FILL IN THE BLANK. 1: What is your name? 2: What is your ASVS nickname? MULTIPLE CHOICE 3: I am a... A: Male. B: Female. C: Troll. 4: I am... A: 10-13 years old. B: 14-17 years old. C: 17-21 years old. D: I'm older than 21 and I'm not this newsgroup. Isn't that sad? 5: My height is... A: Under 5', the flames from the group have seared off the bottoms of my legs. B: 5'0-5'5, I'm short. C: 5'5-5'10, comfortably geeky. D: I never get out of this chair, but I'm about 4' while in a sitting position. 6: My weight is... A: I'm very sensitive about my weight and won't answer this question. B: Fuck you and your sensitivity, you little bitch, and answer the question. C: <100lbs with my glasses on. D: 101-125lbs, comfortably geeky. E: 126-175lbs, with 1% body fat *snigger* F: 176-250lbs, they'll never guess I'm 249 with such a wide spread. G: I haven't been weighed since high school gym class, and I haven't looked at a scale since. H: I am a member of the Lump Club. 7: My current relationship status is... A: Single. B: Single and looking. C: Single and stalking Jennifer Love Hewitt. D: Single and stalking Sarah Michelle Gellar. E: Dating someone. Yeah, like we're gonna believe that you lying fuck. F: Kynes. 8: My allegiance within the group is... A: Warsie. B: Trekkie. C: Fiver. D: You can't be a Fiver. This is alt.startrek.vs.starwars. Babylon 5 doesn't count. E: But I'm a Fiver; I like B5 better. F: Shut the fuck up, Isil'Zha. 9: How many quotes do you have in the FUQ? A: 0, I'm lame and unfunny. B: 1-3, I've caused the occasional snicker. C: 4-10, I write this stuff up beforehand, just itching for an opportunity to post it. D: The answer to Question 1 was either "Chuck" or "C.S. Strowbridge." 10: My religious beliefs are... A: Christian. B: Jewish. C: Non-specific theism. D: I don't have any religious beliefs; I'm an atheist. E: According to the Merriam-Webster definition, everyone has a religion. F: That's not true. G: Yes it is, I'll get the definition for you right now... H: Shut the fuck up, Graeme. 11: I possess... A: A degree in physics. B: A degree in mechanical engineering. C: A doctorate in theoretical astrophysics. D: None of the above. E: I am TOWNMNBS, I know everything and don't need an education. F: Goddammit, he got out of the killfile again. G: Hi troll, yes you do need an education, here's why... H: Kaz, shut up and stop feeding him. 12: I live in... A: The United States. B: The US sucks! C: Shut up, WeeMadAndo. D: The UK. E: Australia. F: Canada. G: Canada's not a real country! H: Fuck you! I: Some other part of the world. 13: My favorite topics are... A: TECH threads. B: OT threads. C: Threads that Dalton and I hijack and start talking about vectorscopes in. D: Threads that Phong and I hijack and start talking about vectorscopes in. 14: My favorite TV show is... A: It'd better be The Simpsons, you little fuck. 15: Is there a question 15? A: Yes. B: No. C: Rob smash. -- Damien Sorresso [AOL IM: durandal64] | [ICQ: 12183859] http://homepage.mac.com/durandal64 "I just love the absurdity of the idea of a God who has shown no qualms about performing mass genocide at the drop of a hat suddenly going all lovey-dovey and letting himself get nailed without so much as a bad word to say. God is apparently a sado-masochist." -The Ambivalent DMZ