Subject: <Humor>My Cat vs 40. K army
Date: Wed, 18 Apr 2001 21:56:32 -0700
From: "Colin Brian Witz" <ybear@inreach.com>
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars




The marines checked their wargear, took blood oath from the chaplin and
prepared to slaughter the greens.  As they approched the Ork army it 
struck. The chaplin was the first to fall decapidated and then torn in 
half by the claws legs still attached to his Vincent warbike, as the 
gaint furry choas demon decened on the battlefield.  Paralysed by a 
force they could not imagine the creature savaged marine and ork alike 
with hellish fury as four godlike beings attempted to restrain the foul 
demon.   It next grabbed the Orc warleader in it's terrible claws and 
bit his upper body in two an arm still holding a plasma pistol fell to 
the ground.

Brother Marius readied his rocket launcher with a Vortex missile but 
that was to no avail as the creature's tail lashed out and slew a full 
ten brothers while it charged the ork line toppling the Gargant.    
Finally as the the horrified brothers watched the Librarian prayed and 
a pair of hands reached from the sky and grabbed the beast.  The beast 
would not be caught though.  It bit and clawed it's way to freedom 
crashing down and destroying many brothers and depositing a foul 
package on the field of battle before it left just as it had come.

>From Brother Chaplin Chad Maximus, Blood Angels chapter:  The Ordeal 
of Pippin the Siamese.