Subject: Bootstrap program for a cat Date: Sat, 10 Mar 2001 03:07:44 -0800 From: "Colin Brian Witz" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars Standby mode: off/on off Fuel Levels: Chicken: 45% Fish: 10% Kibble: 20% Liquid: 40% Warning: Must obtain, fresh cat food Temperature: 65*F (Warning, temperature is 5* below optimum snoozing levels) Bladder Capacity: 30% Bowel Capacity: 10% Armament: LF claws: ok RF claws: (#3 RF claw has been damaged, suggest repair/cleaning subroutine involving drapes) LR claws: ok RR claws: ok Teeth: ok Utilities: Sharpen Claws: It has been 3 hours since the last Sharpen Routine Gravity Check Sum: It has been 20hrs since last gravity check via falling object. Slave check Subroutine: *Meow* slaves respond y/n Bathing: it has been 1 hr since last tong bath stalk and attack cat food bowl. .5 hrs since last subroutine. begin 15min nap: it has been .00005 hrs since last nap subroutine Engage High Speed move for 23 seconds followed by engage nap routine. options: Other Go outside and stalk Birds (Executing)