"What if ASVS had a Lucas Arts Franchise?" came the question from Colin Brian Witz.

And the populace responded. And the responses were fruitful, yea, and full of humor.

And there was much rejoicing.


Lt. Hitman's Shooting Gallery:  With your PS1 or PS2 lightgun, you can shoot
down endless waves of Gungans, Ewoks, rebels, trolls, battle driods,
trekkies, etc.  Extra points for performing Strategic limb removal on Chris.

Dalton and Theala's Fanfic Editor for PC:  General purpose utility/word
processing software, with critical judgment etc.  Damn hard to program but,
would be worth it.

Boyd's Fanfic Editor for MAC:  Production delayed until Hell freezes over.
Actually a reverse engineered version of the above with a pro ST POV and it
only works on MACs.

Massively Multiplayer TGOD:  yes for $15 a month you can send your fleets
out, crush all forces, gang up on somebody, and do what ever.

Grand Theft Starship:  GTA meets Chris for all consol systems.

come on someone got to have some more.

--
Colin Brian Witz


> Massively Multiplayer TGOD:  yes for $15 a month you can send your
> fleets out, crush all forces, gang up on somebody, and do what ever.

Requires P-III 700MHZ or greater with 128MB Ram, Voodoo-5 or equivelant
graphics card, and total free hard drive space no less than 5 GB, due
to the need to render objects of 50,000 miles or more physical size.

--
Deimos Anomaly


Escape From Troll Island: a return to true adventure gaming. You must
explain complex puzzles and witty remarks to a large bunch of trolls until
their shared braincell melts. Extra points if you can somehow get Paul to
admit he is wrong!

TIE fighter Imperium : As a not-so-humble LT, you must take your modified
TIE fighter into the ALpha Quadrabt and using it's superior
maneouverability and speed alone (plus a FPS mode for ship and planet
clearing (or should that be Cleaning :-)), you must establish a new Empire.

Secret Weapons of the ASVS : As MK or Thelea fight the good fight in the
name of the reich...err I mean right. Dominate your enemies and show them
the true road to peace...Superior Firepower!

SW super BDSM racing : As raven you must harness an Atomic Chicken and
break him to your will. As ATomic Chicken you must be dominated, bound and
ridden by A female owner.

:-)

--
Rob Wilson


ISD vs Starfleet : As Captain Kaz you must effectively subjegate the UFP,
using only your 1 ISD and the power of debating. Extra points for
successfully destroying 100 UFP ships in a single engagement without
damaging your own vessel.

Lump Squadron : Use your powers of food and alchohol consumption to "widen"
the Pro-wars hold on the NG. Each "vessel" comes with it's own unique
special weapon The Dalton uses its *SMASH* beam to flatten the toughest
opponent, The Edam has it's trollpedo launcher designed to confuse any
defence and the Poe uses its Flame-thrower to incinerate any dissention.

The Phantom Menace : As The Newbie you must try to decipher just who
TOWNMNBM's really is whilst trying to develope your latent force debate
powers. All the time this must be accomplished despite the constant
annoyance of the Amphibian Paul-Paul Wank. Will you avenge the death of
your Trainer BRI-an Young and kill the evil Darth Trek? Will young kazakin
destroy the troll control ship? You decide.

:-)

--
Rob Wilson


MKSheppard's 'Crush the Leftist Scum':  Play as a stormtrooper, TIE
Pilot, or Imperial Naval officer, destroying the Socialist Rebels and
securing autocratic Fascism for all!

--
Pablo Sanchez


Star Wars Gate 2: Shadows over ASVS
As the child of the vanished god of Warsies, Mike Wong, you must
confront the evil Kennedy, who has stolen your soul.

--
Graeme Dice


Chuck & Jimmy Hit the NG : As a private lampooners, you must solve the
seriousness that pervades the NG. This classic adventure game requires quick
fire wits and razor sharp observation. Solve greivances with wicked humour
and defuse tensions with a dose of the sillies. Fun for children of all ages.
Contains occasional strong language and the odd occasion of seriousness.

Indiana Kynes and the Infernal Vote : take control of Indy Kynes and fight,
debate and flame your way through weeks and weeks of levels. Finally this
action debater is yours to command, with the aid of "chuck", your trusty
whip, you must fight off the all-comers and face your arch enemy BOYD.

Outlaws : After helping a group of outsiders, Pred and Sypda must fight for
their lives in this FPS set in the lawless west. Fight across many
different level (some at the same time), working hard to avoid the Lynch
mobs baying for your Blood. In Multiplayer Internet mode you have the
option to play as members of the lynch mob!

Fool Throttle : Use your force abilities to strangle trolls and cretins, as
you cruise around the NG on your Harley Hog (Mod available for Raven to
ride Her Atomic Chicken).

Wong Stories : Short tales, ideal for playing in your lunch time. You play
Wong, a Powerful Warsie. In your Tales you get the chance to hold idiots up
to ridicule and inform others as to the Mysterious ways of "The Scientific
Method".

Farce Commander : Here you play the part of a Imperial commander. A
resource management game, you must find the time to debate, maintain a
website and Lead a life. For every correct arguement you gain FUQ points,
these are used on your website to ensure it is effective as a weapon of
comedy. For every time you miss the opportunity to live a life, you are
penalised by being sent a Fanfic to edit and place for others to read. The
aim of the game is to accurately balance these (you can keep an eye on this
balance by veiwing the SGoTM meter, if you win then you will be punished by
a large piece of FanFic!). Warning for this game to work properly, your
system MUST be compatible with Pasta, Alchohol *and* Munchies.

The Dig : A game of gentle ridicule. You play the part of a Newbie, who
given only 2 months info must make accurate comments about the denizens of
the NG. Suitable for players with mental ages 2-6 years and an appetite for
really bad puns!

:-)

--
Rob Wilson


Day of the Pentacle : You play the role of the noble explorer Sir Graeme of
Dice. Using only your knowledge of science and humourous trivia, you must
battle your way across the hinterland that is ASVS, fighting Trolls and
uncovering a massive conspiracy of ignorance. As a true step towards being
An RPG adventure you must choose which aspects of your life to improve.
Your chance to hit with Debate points, or your chance to learn with
Education points? You choose.

Dark Horses : you play Kyle, a quiet unassuming man who through persistant
and patient debating can turn an arguement around or by using Force Truth
end it all together. Though played as an FPS this game requires more
thought and less knee-jerk reactions. Can be played for the Dark or Light
side!

Jedi Flour Battles : Here you must take on the part of the Ursine Jedi
Knight Yos amity. Here your culinary and debating skills will be tested
alongside your fighting prowess. Can you bake a cake, make funny comments
and fight at the same time? The only way to manage this successfully is to
master the arts of Plain *and* Self-raising. "Feel the Flour flow through
your fingers".

:-)

--
Rob Wilson


Well I did think of 'Phong's Whack a Troll' for arcade venues: Who can't
picture the little tykes wielding miniture "Mallots of Doom(TM)", on all of
the trolls as they pop up.

Webmasters of Taris Ki:  Do battle with everyone else for webring
supreamacy.

--
Colin Brian Witz


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