On the bridge of the shuttle Tydirium, special rebel troopers Homer Simpson
and Groundskeeper Willy guide the ship in its final flight towards Endor.

Homer: Okay, send the code thingy.
Willy: Ah'm DOING IT! CAN' YE SEE AH'M DOING IT?!
Homer: Hey, remember who's in charge here.
[Executor appears.]
Luke: Vader's on that ship.
Homer: Cram it Luke.
Luke: Okelly Dokelly.
Homer: Set the course and uh, weigh the anchor.
Communicator: Shuttle Tydirium, what is your cargo and destination?
Willy: NONE A YOUR BIZNESS!!!
Homer: Heh heh, stick it to the man.
Communicator: Listen, this is Admiral Piett....
Homer: Well I don't care Admiral Peanut!  We're here to blow up the shield!
Er, I mean, lower the shield... thing, 'cause, we're bring stuff.  Ten four
over and out! [turns off commincator]  That'll hold 'em.
Willy: Ach! They've done luckt onta us with a tractor beam!
Homer: D'OH!
Luke: It's all over!  We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel!
Homer: Mmmmm, spicy kessel......

The End


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Chuck
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