Subject: Re: [OT] Random, not really, election night statement Date: Sun, 10 Nov 2002 01:35:16 GMT From: "Chuck, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars "Iceberg the Dancing Black Mage" wrote in message news:shbrsuop45odklf416iav6ra5aq7dm912k@4ax.com... > On Sun, 10 Nov 2002 00:26:25 GMT, "Chuck, Tertiary Adjunct of > Unimatrix 01" wrote: > > > > >"C.S.Strowbridge" wrote in message > >news:3DCD7850.9080704@shaw.ca... > >> You could have loaf of bread as president and > >> still have a successfully run country. You'd no longer have a democracy, > >> but hey, you take the good with the bad. > >> > >Tsk. Another prejudiced person insisting the president needs to be white. > > Not so! What about the possibility of the first Rye president? > We all know that a Rye will never be president. It is White Bread that controls this country, White Bread who controls our votes, and White Bread that holds us down. And this will continue as long Wheat will continue to let itself be used by The Loaf as a tool for White Bread power. If a Rye ever tried to be president, I am under no delusions to think he would not be trampled by a White Bread supported Kaiser loaf. [sung to Eye of the Tiger] It's the Rye or the Kaiser It's a bakery fight Risin' in the oven Of our rival And the well informed voter Waits until 'lection night And his choices are then between The Rye or the Kaiser. Face to face, stuck in the heat Hangin' tough, 'cause they're hungry They stack the odds Still we take to the street For the roll with the soul to survive [refrain] Risin' up straight to the top Had the yeast, got the glory Went the distance Now I'm not gonna stop Just a loaf and his will to survive The Rye or the Kaiser -- Chuck "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. " - Voltaire