Subject: Re: More ways to kill a Jedi Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2001 17:04:37 -0600 From: "Chuck" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars "Kyle" wrote in message news:3A81CDF0.BFC77287@Netzero.net... > Deimos Anomaly wrote: > > > Let's say it's an open area like a square or plaza in a city, with > > the gunners maybe 400 feet apart, concealed in buiildings lining > > the plaza. They catch the Jedi in the middle, and even if he jumps, > > they can track up after him from their range (about 200 feet). Or > > if the Jedi goes to finish one of them the other two will turn him > > into red goo. The range involved here means not even Jedi speed > > would be quick enough for him to go to and dispatch all three > > before they could waste him. > > And they get him to stand in the middle of a field surrounded by > gunmen how? > Deimos positions his three miniguns on the hilltops then tiptoes down into the valley where they will fire. He puts down a bowl and pours in a heaping bowl of ACME Jedi Seed, then attaches the bowl to a tripwire to activate the gunners. Nodding in satisfaction, he tiptoes off behind an orange boulder. With a whirring sound a Jedi comes running over the hill, pausing briefly as the words "Obiwanus Kenobius" appear beneath him. He races up to the bowl and quickly devours the contents. The bowl now empty, he races off, completely unharmed. Deimos storms out from behind the boulder in anger right up to the bowl, scowling at it. He touches the bowl, and the valley is filled with the sound of machine gun fire. Smoke clears. Deimos is standing in the valley all black and wobbling back and forth. He pulls out a sign that says "Shit" and then collapses. Next scene, Deimos is standing at the top of Beggar's Canyon with a giant slingshot.... -- Chuck "I'm just a pool player. There's probably no less important thing on the face of the Earth. But mark this in your book: I'm the best. It's a proud thing to be the best at anything." - A Game of Pool