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Professional parasite T. Boone Pickens has offered a million dollars to anyone who can prove the Shit Boaters told so much as a single lie about John Kerry. It would be harder to find an instance of the Shitties telling the truth about Kerry, since one can’t make it past the front cover of Unfit For Command before catching its authors in a lie. Unfit For A Canary Cage is a more fitting title for that demented little tome.

Since Pickens isn’t very bright in issuing this challenge, he was clearly dumbstruck when John Kerry personally picked up the gauntlet, suggesting that Pickens make out his check to wounded veterans. Since Pickens has the morals of Bourbon Street pimp and the backbone of a slug covered in salt, he’s now moving the goalposts:

[from Pickens’ press release]

In order to disprove the accuracy of the Swift Boat ads, I will ultimately need you to provide the following:

1) The journal you maintained during your service in Vietnam.
2) Your military record, specifically your service records for the years 1971-1978, and copies of all movies and tapes made during your service.

Watch those goalposts fly! In point of fact, one only needs to see the Bronze Star citations issued to Kerry and Shit Boater Larry Thurlow. Thurlow claimed that Kerry didn’t deserve his Bronze Star because the swift boats hadn’t been fired upon while Kerry was pulling Special Forces Lt. James Rassman from the river (Rassman had been knocked overboard when an explosion rocked the boat). Thurlow’s own Bronze Star citation mentions:

Washington Post

But Thurlow’s military records, portions of which were released yesterday to The Washington Post under the Freedom of Information Act, contain several references to “enemy small arms and automatic weapons fire” directed at “all units” of the five-boat flotilla. Thurlow won his own Bronze Star that day, and the citation praises him for providing assistance to a damaged Swift boat “despite enemy bullets flying about him.”

As one of five Swift boat skippers who led the raid up the Bay Hap River, Thurlow was a direct participant in the disputed events. He is also a leading member of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, a public advocacy group of Vietnam veterans dismayed by Kerry’s subsequent antiwar activities, which has aired a controversial television advertisement attacking his war record

Pickens could demand a Top Ten list of Shit Boat lies and it would take maybe fifteen minutes to list them point by point. In fact, the good folks at swiftvets.eriposte.com have documented a number of outright lies told by the Shitties over this one incident! It’s not exactly surprising to see Pickens, slimy character that he is, already trying to worm his way out of paying up.

In other words, T. Boone Pickens is a lying, yellowbellied scumbag. No wonder he gave $3 million to the Shit Boaters.

Last week, Michael Savage -AKA the Savage Wiener- used his radio show to cough up another Nazi furball. One of his semen-crusted callers phoned in to whine about how a “liberal-type” woman berated him for listening to the Wiener. At which point the Savage Wiener showed his true colors by assuming she was a lesbian. Then, in the most obvious case of projection since Larry Craig licked his chops and called Bill Clinton a “naughty naughty boy”, the Savage Wiener accused this nameless woman of being like the Nazis who put people in ovens. Stephanie Miller and her crew had a good laugh at the two morons:

http://www.stephaniemiller.com/bits/2007_1112_rww.mp3

The Savage Wiener:

Whenever I hear people preaching to me about how compassionate they are, I reach for my Glock.

This is actually a modernized ripoff of a quote from Nazi playwright Hanns Johst’s Schlageter:

“Whenever I hear of culture… I release the safety-catch of my Browning!” (Act 1, Scene 1).

This isn’t the first time the Wiener has cribbed from the Nazis. He has repeatedly referred to Arabs and Muslims as Untermenschen.

Remember folks, Howard Stern was run off broadcast radio for saying “pussy”. No doubt to keep the airwaves nice and clean for the likes of Michael Savage.