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14 December, 2007

Rape of Nanking: 70 Years Later

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 9:49 pm

Seventy years ago, Imperial Japan slaughtered hundreds of thousands of civilians in Nanking (or Nanjing), China.

Seventy years later, we should all be thankful that the world is no longer being assaulted by an imperialist power that attacks other nations without even the common decency to declare war first, that considers other peoples’ oil to their property, and that tortures prisoners by forcing water down their lungs (among other things).

11 December, 2007

WANTED: For War Crimes

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 9:47 am

This scumbag piece of shit has come forward to admit he tortured prisoners:

ABC News

Given the fact that Dubya and Congress gave this perverted fucktard amnesty, I hope interested citizens of other countries will post his mugshot in as many places as they can. That way, if this Nazi cocksucker should travel abroad, he can be collared, tried and locked up.

17 November, 2007

T. Boone Pickens: Lying, Cowardly Scumbag

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 12:36 am

Professional parasite T. Boone Pickens has offered a million dollars to anyone who can prove the Shit Boaters told so much as a single lie about John Kerry. It would be harder to find an instance of the Shitties telling the truth about Kerry, since one can’t make it past the front cover of Unfit For Command before catching its authors in a lie. Unfit For A Canary Cage is a more fitting title for that demented little tome.

Since Pickens isn’t very bright in issuing this challenge, he was clearly dumbstruck when John Kerry personally picked up the gauntlet, suggesting that Pickens make out his check to wounded veterans. Since Pickens has the morals of Bourbon Street pimp and the backbone of a slug covered in salt, he’s now moving the goalposts:

[from Pickens’ press release]

In order to disprove the accuracy of the Swift Boat ads, I will ultimately need you to provide the following:

1) The journal you maintained during your service in Vietnam.
2) Your military record, specifically your service records for the years 1971-1978, and copies of all movies and tapes made during your service.

Watch those goalposts fly! In point of fact, one only needs to see the Bronze Star citations issued to Kerry and Shit Boater Larry Thurlow. Thurlow claimed that Kerry didn’t deserve his Bronze Star because the swift boats hadn’t been fired upon while Kerry was pulling Special Forces Lt. James Rassman from the river (Rassman had been knocked overboard when an explosion rocked the boat). Thurlow’s own Bronze Star citation mentions:

Washington Post

But Thurlow’s military records, portions of which were released yesterday to The Washington Post under the Freedom of Information Act, contain several references to “enemy small arms and automatic weapons fire” directed at “all units” of the five-boat flotilla. Thurlow won his own Bronze Star that day, and the citation praises him for providing assistance to a damaged Swift boat “despite enemy bullets flying about him.”

As one of five Swift boat skippers who led the raid up the Bay Hap River, Thurlow was a direct participant in the disputed events. He is also a leading member of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, a public advocacy group of Vietnam veterans dismayed by Kerry’s subsequent antiwar activities, which has aired a controversial television advertisement attacking his war record

Pickens could demand a Top Ten list of Shit Boat lies and it would take maybe fifteen minutes to list them point by point. In fact, the good folks at have documented a number of outright lies told by the Shitties over this one incident! It’s not exactly surprising to see Pickens, slimy character that he is, already trying to worm his way out of paying up.

In other words, T. Boone Pickens is a lying, yellowbellied scumbag. No wonder he gave $3 million to the Shit Boaters.

13 November, 2007

Savage Wiener Channels Nazi Playwright

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 10:59 am

Last week, Michael Savage -AKA the Savage Wiener- used his radio show to cough up another Nazi furball. One of his semen-crusted callers phoned in to whine about how a “liberal-type” woman berated him for listening to the Wiener. At which point the Savage Wiener showed his true colors by assuming she was a lesbian. Then, in the most obvious case of projection since Larry Craig licked his chops and called Bill Clinton a “naughty naughty boy”, the Savage Wiener accused this nameless woman of being like the Nazis who put people in ovens. Stephanie Miller and her crew had a good laugh at the two morons:

The Savage Wiener:

Whenever I hear people preaching to me about how compassionate they are, I reach for my Glock.

This is actually a modernized ripoff of a quote from Nazi playwright Hanns Johst’s Schlageter:

“Whenever I hear of culture… I release the safety-catch of my Browning!” (Act 1, Scene 1).

This isn’t the first time the Wiener has cribbed from the Nazis. He has repeatedly referred to Arabs and Muslims as Untermenschen.

Remember folks, Howard Stern was run off broadcast radio for saying “pussy”. No doubt to keep the airwaves nice and clean for the likes of Michael Savage.

23 October, 2007

Why The Iraq War Will Go On Forever

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 6:01 pm

I see the Democowards have seen fit to pressure Pete Stark into apologizing for telling the truth, but when it comes to lies from the Republitard-In-Chief, impeachment is “off the table”. He should have borrowed Dick Cheney’s response to Patrick Leahy.

Now we have Harry Reid overriding the “hold” Christopher Dodd placed on a bill that would give retroactive immunity for illegal wiretapping.

Unless there’s a baker’s dozen of GOPerverts and other felons waiting to be outed next year, I don’t think the Democowards will win. In fact, they’ll probably lose seats and possibly one or both houses of Congress. The average voter isn’t very bright, but they know craven uselessness when they see it -and it’s on well-lit display by this bunch of yellowbellies.

After watching Reid and Pelosi in action, I can’t help but wonder if electing Democrats in 2006 wasn’t a total waste of time. What exactly have they accomplished? What have the Democrats done since taking office that sets them apart from the Republitards? Bush gets every dollar for war he asks for, as well as every freedom he demands. His thugs get approved by the Senate. The Dems have now said categorically that there will be no impeachment procedings (in effect, they endorse all the crimes committed by the Bush administration). EVEN THE REPUBLITARDS WOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT! How many times have Dems introduced bills repealing the legalization of torture? See what I mean?

The Democrats in Congress are worse than cowards who won’t stand up to right-wing thugs. They are worse than enablers. In fact, when Republitards try to carry out a political lynching. the Democowards eagerly join in. They are Bush’s willing executioners and I say to hell with them.

21 October, 2007

Truth Hurts, Doesn’t It?

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 10:07 pm

Watching Republitards squeal like so many stuck pigs when Rep. Pete Stark spoke their true names aloud was so much fun, it almost made up for the fact that the attempt to override the Crawford Caligula’s veto failed. The GOPerverts were in full hair-pulling frenzy because Stark was right: American troops are dying in Iraq because Dubya and his supporters are sadists who get off on killing people -preferably from a distance of several thousand miles. Can anyone come up with another reason that is as plausible as Stark’s?

Has anyone forgotten the way the Crawford Caligula yukked it up over the freak show execution of Karla Tucker? Have people forgotten the way Dubya and his fanwhores behaved like baboons who have had their bananas taken away when told they can’t execute juveniles, mental patients or retards, let alone abduct and torture people?

Of course they haven’t forgotten. They know Bush and most of the cretins who support him are in fact sadistic psychopaths, but like the Emperor’s courtiers, they resent anyone who points out that His Imperial Majesty has no clothes. Or that he popped many a boner watching the blade of the guillotine fall on its hapless victims. Like the phony Major in The Ox Bow Incident who lynched men he knew to innocent, Numbnuts and his supporters know that innocent people are being tortured and killed, and they prefer it that way. Innocent people tend to beg for mercy, cry in pain, soil themselves in fear -all great entertainment for the sadist. If due process and the rule of law were applied, it would mean less of a chance for innocent people to be tormented. THAT is why Republitards oppose due process.

I see that Nancy Pelosi, in her tireless efforts to be the most useless politician this side of… well, Harry Reid has “rebuked” Stark. I guess Stark had better watch himself. Double Secret Probation could be next. If I were Pete Stark I’d tell the Speaker to lead, follow or get out of the way. Failing that, she can piss off.

15 October, 2007

If only Nobel had a prize for sour grapes!

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 9:51 am

I see the Republitards are trying to play down the Nobel Prize Al Gore won last week. To hear them tell it, Nobel prizes mean nothing, other Prize winners are bad people, and so on.

I find it funny because two years ago, when fundamentalist corpse molesters lurked around Terry Schiavo’s death bed like so many flea-bitten jackals, Haditha Hannity, Joe Scarborough and other Republitards insisted the poor woman (whose brain had turned to liquid) could be revived if only everyone who believes in fairies would stand up -or some such nonsense. This according to one “Dr” Hammesfahr, a Florida quack promoted by Haditha Hannity and other cable news corpsefuckers as a nominee for -you guessed it!- the Nobel Prize. As it turns out, the “doctor” wasn’t nominated for any prize that didn’t come in a Crackerjack box.

The moral to the story, boys and girls, is that Nobel Prizes mean so little to right-wingers, that they’ll lie like cheap rugs to make you believe that other right-wingers are in line to get one.

14 October, 2007

Could the Armenian Genocide bill end the Iraq War? Let’s hope so!

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 8:19 pm

I see the Turkish military has its panties in a wad because Congress is finally going to call a spade a spade and denounce the Armenian Genocide as an act of -you guessed it!- genocide. Sure it’s 90 years overdue, but maybe something positive will come from the delay.

The Turkish government is hinting that because of the resolution, it will not allow U.S. troops and equipment to move into Iraq by way of Turkish military bases -effectively cutting off the Iraq War, since a large amount of materiel used in Iraq comes through Turkish airspace and territory. If only Ankara would follow through, Congress will have finally done SOMETHING to stop the war in Iraq.

Maybe I can do my part to piss off the Turks:

Hey Turks, IN YOUR FEZ!

10 October, 2007

GOP child stalkers are at it again. Where’s Chris Hansen when we need him?

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 11:58 pm

Whether it’s whitewashing the rape of a child at Abu Ghraib, the rape/murder of a 14-year-old at Mahmoudiya or Congressman Foley’s cyberstalking of underage boys on Capitol Hill, the Grand Old Perverts have made it clear that they consider children fair game. The most recent case is a 12-year-old boy who did a radio address extolling the benefits of the CHIP program, which gives aid to families with children who face serious long-term illness or injury. If only one could set an over/under betting line for how long it would take various internet Blackshirts to whip out their keyboard billyclubs and castor oil whenever someone speaks from personal experience on a subject. Thus John Kerry is slimed as a coward and traitor, Michael J. Fox is accused of faking his Parkinson’s symptoms and Cindy Sheehan is accused of faking her own son’s death.

Speaking of those who like to whip things out and their lubricant of choice, is it really a surprise that Jabba the Rush would attack a 12-year-old when he was caught returning from the Dominican Republic with a stash of contraband boner pills in his luggage? I wonder what a creepy, middle-aged mound of blubber would need boner pills for in a Third World hellhole.


The Dominican Republic is one of the most popular sex tourism destinations in the world, and it is advertised on the Internet as a “single man’s paradise.” The major centers of tourism are Luperón, Sosua, Cabarete, and Río San Juan. The sex industry in the Dominican Republic is thriving, with an estimated 50,000 women in prostitution in Santo Domingo alone who provide a stream of income to brothel owners, corrupt police and other officials, taxi drivers, and hotel guards. At least 25,000 of the women in prostitution throughout the Dominican Republic are reportedly underage, with the total number of women in prostitution in the country estimated by some to be 100,000. It is common to see men from developed countries accompanied by Dominican girls.

Can anyone be shocked that he would verbally assault a child after reading that?

Jabba the Rush isn’t the only one stalking this particular boy. Michelle Malkin, who thinks putting people into concentration camps is a good thing, as well as assorted right-wing semen-crusted weirdos have joined in the stalkfest, targeting the boy’s family as well.

Where’s Chris Hansen when we need him?

3 October, 2007

Haditha Hannity Strikes Again!

Filed under: News, Politics and Religion — Jason Peppers @ 10:53 pm

Sean “Haditha” Hannity must be taking a break from fleecing his mouth-breathing fans with his “freedom” concert scam. He’s back to his old tricks, which is to say, he is once again using the microphone and transmitters supplied by Disney to simultaneously promote torture and murder, as well as lie about torture and murder in order to cover up for those who carry out the atrocities he supports. Whether it’s New York policemen who beat, rape and kill people, or the thugs at Abu Ghraib, or denying the atrocities committed in Vietnam or most recently, bemoaning the fact that several Marines are facing court-martial for the Haditha Massacre, Sean Insanity can be counted on to side with thugs, rapists and killers.

Eight Marines, including officers and enlisted men were charged either with taking part in the massacre, covering it up, or failure to properly investigate the matter. Rick Rogers of the San Diego Union-Tribune describes what has happened since:

“CAMP PENDLETON – Charges against the commander of a Marine unit accused of killing 24 Iraqis in Haditha nearly two years ago have been dismissed, officials announced Tuesday.

Capt. Lucas M. McConnell was charged late last year with two counts of failing to properly investigate and report a Nov. 19, 2005, incident that left one Marine and 24 men, women and children dead.

McConnell, the company commander of Kilo Company, 3rd Battalion, 1st Marine Regiment, has been given immunity in the case and is expected to testify.

He was not present in Haditha when a roadside bomb struck a Marine convoy, or during the ensuing house-to-house fighting in which the civilians were killed.

The 32-year-old captain was one of four officers and four enlisted Marines from the Camp Pendleton-based battalion who were charged Dec. 21, 2006, in the Haditha incident. The officers were accused of failing to investigate how the Iraqi civilians died, while the enlisted men were charged with murder.

This summer has seen a winnowing of those charges. Those against four of the eight defendants have either been dismissed outright or reduced in connection with grants of immunity. Other cases appear stalled or weak.

Only three of the original defendants – Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich, Lt. Col. Jeffrey Chessani and Lance Cpl. Stephen Tatum – face possible court-martial any time soon.

A fourth, Lt. Andrew Grayson, has reportedly rejected a government plea deal in the case. No substantial hearings have been held in his case.”


Lt. Gen. James Mattis, Commander, U.S. Marine Corps Forces, Central Command and the 1st Marine Expeditionary Force, ordered the dismissal of the charges.

“Lt. Gen. Mattis determined that administrative measures are the appropriate response for any errors or omissions allegedly committed by McConnell,” a Corps statement said.

The fact that one of the derelict officers accepted (and was given) administrative punishment rather than face court martial, as well as the fact that charges have been dropped and/or reduced for the Marines who agreed to testify is cited by Hannity and other war whores as proof that (a) there was no massacre and (b) those who called for an investigation are “slandering” the Marine Corps. Of course this leaves out that it’s the Marine Corps that brought the charges in the first place. It takes an astonishing level of dishonesty to claim that Marines who copped to lesser misdeeds to avoid harsher punishment are proof that they are innocent. But then, right-wingers have always been morally retarded.

Lying about atrocities, making folk heroes out of those who commit them, and libeling those who speak out is as much a part of right-wing politics as bigotry, greed and stupidity. Back when Lt. William Calley was on trial for the My Lai Massacre, the Right went to great lengths to make him into a Christ-like martyr, including a hit single set to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.

These people have pus in their souls.

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